Today, I went to a Dodger game with my crush. Between innings, the "Kiss cam" came up on the big screen. The camera happened to land on us, and when my crush saw us on the screen, he leaned away from me and buried his face in his hands. Everyone saw, and sympathetically said "Awww." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a baseball game with my wife. During intermission, the kiss cam chose my wife and me. So, what do you expect, I kissed her, but she decided to slap me and pretend she didn't know me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a basketball game. A very pretty woman sat next to him. During the third quarter, the kiss cam came on. But it didn't show him and me, it showed him and the other girl. And they kissed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got put on the Kiss cam at a baseball game. Instead of kissing me, he grabbed my boobs and got the biggest round of applause I have heard in my life. FML
Today, the guy that I like took me on to the Cavaliers game. At the game, on the jumbotron they do a thing where they show couples and have them kiss, the camera goes on to us and as I go into kiss him, he turns and says, "Not in this lifetime". The entire stadium got to see me get rejected. FML
Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML
Today, I found out my husband was cheating on me via the Kiss Cam at the game he went to. A mutual friend, who went to that same game, sent me a photo. My husband had told me he was gonna be working tonight. FML
Today, I took my crush to see a movie. During the movie, I made a move and put my arm around her. As I reached over, my hand went straight into the popcorn tub, and I knocked it over. It spilled everywhere, all over her lap, all over me, and on the floor. I spent the next 15 minutes trying to clean up, while she awkwardly avoided eye contact. FML
Today, my two friends and I went to the movies. One of my friends brought my crush. They started making out, leaning over the armrest, until they were practically in my lap. Saliva got on my arm. FML
Today, I was at a baseball game. This kid in front of me had binoculars and was constantly shouting. Trying to amuse the girl next to me, I leaned over and said, "That kid probably has wet dreams about baseball." She got up and said to the kid, "Come on honey, we're leaving." FML
Today, I waved at my crush, but he waved at someone behind me. FML
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my_fml_account 2
guess he wanted to dodge that one
redbluegreen 41
Hahahaha #1. Maybe he's just shy? If he took you to the game, he probably likes you to begin with.
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Comments (201)
thatguy5 0
More like FHL. He must be ten times more embarassed and guilty because of the crowd.
puppydoggie 0
I've seen the same FML before, I swear.. http://www.fmylife.com/love/934076
Tori_xoxo 0
D: Aww.. -huggle- :l. Wellllll. You're too good to kiss him, anyways n_n.
sdawl 0
the crowd should have started chanting ass-hole ass-hole ass-hole
jollyholly414 0
aaaaawww!!! I'm sorry.
justdesserts 0
YDI for going to a dodgers game.
threer 30
Just shut the **** up. People don't deserve things for being fans. Get the **** out with your shitty morals.
Harlei81 0
#27, I know I definately would have. What a gigantic prick. Worse than a six year old.
love2shop 0
yh hes probs shy dw abt it. like im a girl but if i was a guy i wudnt have
LissaMccracken 23
SPEAK ENGLISH
redbluegreen 41
#31/love2shop - Please don't act like this is a text message. You're allowed to go past the 160 character limit.
Monado 0
@ #9, how can you dumb someone you're not dating?
wooters 1
dump* :)