Today, I went to a bingo club with my gran and won the second game and a butthurt old lady accused me of cheating. I ended up being taken aside by an apologetic member of staff and asked to leave. I'm still trying to figure out how you can even cheat at bingo. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was visiting my grandmother at her retirement community. Bingo is really popular there and she loves it, so I went thinking it would be a fun activity for us. I won the jackpot and my car got keyed by a group of angry old people. FML
Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML
Today, I attended my first game night with my girlfriend’s family. They play for cash and deal cards like trained magicians. By the end I was up by £400 and they were all mad at me. I seriously think they were so busy cheating each other that I won by default. FML
Today, I finally won at bingo after playing every Thursday night for months. It was a $750 bingo. I split with 85 other winners. My share was $8. FML
Today, my grandma said, "I know you don't have any plans tonight. Do you want to go to bingo with me?" I said sure out of pity, and ended up being her designated driver after she got wasted later in the evening. FML
Today, I was playing Draw Something with my girlfriend, when I decided to start a game with some other people. She immediately accused me of "cheating" on her, and still refuses to talk to me. FML
Today, we had bingo. Three rounds into it a group behind me started to yell, "BINGO, BINGO!" I looked around and saw no one was coming to verify that they had a bingo, so I turned around and said "Stand up." The girl was a dwarf, and she was standing up. FML
Today, my social anxiety hit a new low. I was playing bingo and, although I won, I didn't shout "bingo" because I thought too many people would look at me. FML
Today, my grandmother's excuse for not going to my college graduation was because she'd already bought her bingo card. FML
Today, I decided to be nice and pay a visit to my grandma. We ended up playing Scrabble. In between passing wind that smelled like rotting eggs, she kept playing the filthiest words she could, and yelled at me whenever I checked to see if they were in the Scrabble dictionary. FML
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Top comments
cdgrayson 21
Maybe you should have researched bingo B4 playing.
emeraldisle 30
Some old people take bingo way too seriously.
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Comments (27)
toolfan1987 1
I would have refused to leave and demanded they make her leave. I would have also dared them to call the police for such a stupid reason.
GrumpyGrinch 23
I'm sure the personnel knew you can't cheat there but they also know all too well that they will get a legion of old bitchwitches on them if they side with you. Probably loose their jobs (rest asured, those are no dream jobs, only desperate people will take them)
techiejames 8
Tell her, "Prove it, or shut up."
ciammmm 11
Bingo for Life man. Those little old ladies get vicious!
AviShtap 20
You know, the first thing I thought was Diary of a Wimpy Kid. Same thing happened to Greg once. (Hey, it was a good book, alright?!)
Jetix7402 22
Why do old people get so butthurt when they lose (not all, just the one's that do)... One time, this 60 years old man was bragging about being a master at chess then threw rocks at me when I beat him.
jlc82 14
those senior citizens are vicious at places like that. if you think bingo clubs are bad you should try to go play in euchre tournament...you'll be lucky to get out alive if you mess up even a little.