Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML
Today, I was skiing and crashed into a tree. It was the only tree on the slope. FML
Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML
Today, I went skiing with a friend of mine. He went first. I heard a loud *THUD* and went to investigate. When I went past him, he yelled, "I ran into a tree. I don't feel so good!" He said it in such a defeated and humorous way, that I crashed into a tree myself because I couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was feeling depressed, so I decided to go snowboarding with friends to cheer myself up. I fell on the first trail and broke my dominant wrist. FML
Today, I went on a hike. It had snowed the night before so I wore warm clothes. They didn’t help when I slipped and broke my leg. FML
Today, I tried to walk on the sidewalk. Actually, it was so slippery that I had to shimmy across it. Then I shimmied too quickly and fell down. Now everything hurts. Maybe next time I should bring a sled. FML
Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML
Today, it was snowing. I slipped on the ice and fell in the middle of the road, dislocating my left shoulder and knee. As I was screaming in pain and trying to stand up, two boys on the pavement threw snowballs at me while everyone in the cars just drove around me. FML
Today, for some reason, my amazing dad told me to slide down towards a pole on a car tire while tobogganing down a hill and I hit the tire, consequently getting hurt in the head. I love my dad but something must've gone wrong that day. FML
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Top comments
seansbro56 10
When you were going down did they tell you "break a leg" for encouragement.
buddy51 23
Let that be a lesson to you, OP- Yielding to peer pressure is a bad idea! It NEVER turns out well!!
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Comments (66)
greatdanen 6
"come oooon, what's the worst that can happen?"
mokielove 10
should have put your foot down and said no.
DoubleBlumpkin 4
Your sledding skills appear to be at Noob status.
tj4234 36
I always thought it was spelt sledging? Is that another UK English difference or did OP spell it wrong?
DoubleBlumpkin 4
You always thought sledding was sledging?
tj4234 36
isn't that what I said DoubleBlumpkin? Here it's spelt the way I wrote it. I wondered if it was another UK English - American English difference. Such as Aeroplane and Airplane are.
sofiery 9
I've always thought it was sledging too! But I think it can be either, as sled and sledge are apparently slightly different things.
SmosherMe 6
Mmm...all that peer-pressure. What did your mother tell you about that!?
Brainnnnz 19
Could I please have the origin of the word?
Mwahahahahahaha 3
I suggest you learn how to say no, and how to steer a sled. Also, maybe find a hill without trees?
tj4234 36
no
ntiger8705 2
Nothing like peer pressure. If you REALLY didn't want to go no amount of pressure would have changed your mind. Weak.
Thr33to16 8
And bow you're on FML throwing a pity party. Cute.