Today, I went running for the first time in a few months. I had what I thought was an asthma attack. When I got home, I realized that it was not asthma, but instead I have gained so much weight that my running bra restricted my breathing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the gym to run. I ended up at the hospital because i went into anaphylactic shock. Apparently I'm allergic to exercise now. FML
Today, because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack, I had a panic attack. Then, the panic attack caused me to have a real asthma attack. FML
Today, I was feeling really good about myself for running and walking everywhere so much so that I was out of breath and panting. Well, until I remembered that I was playing a video game and it was my character that was doing the running around that is. FML
Today, trying to get into shape because I run out of breath after walking more than 30 minutes, I started to hit the gym. Too bad my legs didn’t want to cooperate and decided that it would cause limping-worthy pain for every step I took on the treadmill. FML
Today, I went outside to start jogging for improving my ever declining fitness. A kind stranger yelled, “You’re doing great!” as I was wheezing after my first block. I was sitting on a bench. FML
Today, after running across London to catch my train, I collapsed, panting, into a seat across from a concerned elderly woman. She leaned over to ask whether I had my inhaler and I smiled and nodded. I didn't have the heart to tell her that I'm not asthmatic, just really unfit. FML
Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML
Today, while out jogging, I was suddenly hit with unbelievable gastric distress. I wasn't wearing brown pants when I set out on that jog, but I sure was when I made it back home. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with exercise-induced asthma. I wanted to be a cop. FML
Today, I found out at a routine check-up that I may have asthma. How it went unnoticed until now, I do not know. I guess the world just needed to come up with a new way to make me miserable. FML
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angryseatroll 5
I'm actually dissapointed in all the people that say YDI. I mean, you are running, so that is an effort to loose weight. Good for you!
mhmmhmgood 0
yiiiiikes. wouldnt you notice it was kind of tight as soon as you put it on? but still, FYL.
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Comments (62)
BrotherTheo 31
Grats, Don't get discouraged. You're getting back on a horse that many of us never even had the willpower to get onto in the first place :).
tallerguy87 0
so we should feel bad becuase your fat?
BlueberryPies 0
No, but we should feel bad for you, because apparently you didn't retain any of the spelling/grammatical information you learned in 2nd grade.
Person1233 13
85% of internet-lurkers dont give a **** aout grammar on the internet.
swimdiva 0
Oh my gosh! The same thing happened to me at swimming!! Ugh it totally sucked and my coach told me to suck it up! Gayyy! ohh btw! I think perdix is hilarious haha :)
sky_R03 12
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smartass101 0
well, keep running then!
Ashbashcrashed 0
Good advice :) Also, swimming and dancing will help too.
hogermite 0
swimdiva, from that one post I can tell that i would claw out my eyes if I had to be around you for any period of time....you don't always have to type exactly like you talk....
Ohnothingreally 0
Yeah, I assume that swimdiva is a valley girl.
lmaoatyourlife 0
electroboy - FTW.
Asstazztic 8
maybe that jst means u have big ****.. big growth spurt? well I might need some visual evidence to verify my answer ;) lol
crymeariver1984 0
A little advice. LOSE THE WEIGHT FAT ASS!!!
BlueberryPies 0
A little advice: don't make yourself out to be an asshole on the internet just because you ASSUME the OP is fat. Perhaps she was a size 2, gained some weight, is now a size 4, and her bra no longer fits. So you're saying a size 4 is fat? Hmmm? Shut up, asshole.
quarty165 0
exactly!
xclegend613 0
Based on your screen name it seems like your the fat ass. BlueberryPies???? really come on you fat loser
LenaBeena1991 9
uh.. that's what they were trying to do.
XaosZaleski 0
Pics, or it didn't happen. FML community demands pictures of your busty frame.
avoidthegirl 6
How the hell do you gain so much weight in the span of a few months that your sports bra is too small? I mean, were you eating lard or something? Jesus.
LenaBeena1991 9
assumptions make you look like an ass, you know that right?