Today, I went running for the first time in a few months. I had what I thought was an asthma attack. When I got home, I realized that it was not asthma, but instead I have gained so much weight that my running bra restricted my breathing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the gym to run. I ended up at the hospital because i went into anaphylactic shock. Apparently I'm allergic to exercise now. FML
Today, because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack, I had a panic attack. Then, the panic attack caused me to have a real asthma attack. FML
Today, I was feeling really good about myself for running and walking everywhere so much so that I was out of breath and panting. Well, until I remembered that I was playing a video game and it was my character that was doing the running around that is. FML
Today, trying to get into shape because I run out of breath after walking more than 30 minutes, I started to hit the gym. Too bad my legs didn’t want to cooperate and decided that it would cause limping-worthy pain for every step I took on the treadmill. FML
Today, I went outside to start jogging for improving my ever declining fitness. A kind stranger yelled, “You’re doing great!” as I was wheezing after my first block. I was sitting on a bench. FML
Today, after running across London to catch my train, I collapsed, panting, into a seat across from a concerned elderly woman. She leaned over to ask whether I had my inhaler and I smiled and nodded. I didn't have the heart to tell her that I'm not asthmatic, just really unfit. FML
Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML
Today, while out jogging, I was suddenly hit with unbelievable gastric distress. I wasn't wearing brown pants when I set out on that jog, but I sure was when I made it back home. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with exercise-induced asthma. I wanted to be a cop. FML
Today, I found out at a routine check-up that I may have asthma. How it went unnoticed until now, I do not know. I guess the world just needed to come up with a new way to make me miserable. FML
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angryseatroll 5
I'm actually dissapointed in all the people that say YDI. I mean, you are running, so that is an effort to loose weight. Good for you!
mhmmhmgood 0
yiiiiikes. wouldnt you notice it was kind of tight as soon as you put it on? but still, FYL.
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MonkeySpeaks 4
1) Sports bras stretch and they normally feel tight when you first put them on. 2) I feel for this OP since I am in a similar situation. I run regularly. At my best 4 or 5 miles a day, at my "worst" 2 miles. I havent run in 3 or 4 months. Why? Beacuse I was hospitalized with pnuemonia (Sp?) and then got bronchitis and then the flu. Basically for four months I was continuously sick. The doctors finally put me on a steroid inhaler and I can start running again in a week or so. Do you know what happens when you work out religiously and then are FORCED to stop? You gain weight. And its almost worse when THAT happens then when you never work out and gain weight. Its almost out of your control. And since you have disipline you beat yourself up MORE for it. When was the last time either of you jokers actually ran? Or worked out. Most people can't even run half a mile, let alone more than one. Im proud of this OP for trying to get back into it. Its really hard.
volleyball101 0
good for you for getting back into it!
DeadlyState 0
Is it just me, or do these posts keep getting less and less relative to the term "**** my life"?
meyanna 0
I totally agree. Half this shit is fake, retarded, or you already knew it- like this one. People should try posting on MLIA more if they have nothing interesting to say.
expen_dable 0
there's always some fatty that has to whine about every FML about fat people
Lolrus 0
i probably sound like a noob, but whats MLIA?
Lolrus 0
i probably sound like a noob, but whats MLIA?
ClownSmilely 0
so d'ya think we could see a pic of those puppies lol
ClownSmilely 0
so can we like, get a pic of those puppies or what?
Black_Letter 19
Why would you wanna see a fat girl topless?
Srain 0
Agreed XD
xclegend613 0
Well as one of the jokers I must let you know that I do run. I run cross country for my college and I run an average of 65 miles a week so you can SHUT THE **** UP!!!
DocHolliday_fml 0
"Dear Diary, today I found out I don't have asthma. My life sucks. Boo hoo." Go cut your throat, whiner.
DocHolliday_fml 0
Stop putting mayonnaise on your vitamins. pig. slob.
Nadinek98 0
lose weight?