Today, I went running for the first time in a few months. I had what I thought was an asthma attack. When I got home, I realized that it was not asthma, but instead I have gained so much weight that my running bra restricted my breathing. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the gym to run. I ended up at the hospital because i went into anaphylactic shock. Apparently I'm allergic to exercise now. FML
Today, because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack, I had a panic attack. Then, the panic attack caused me to have a real asthma attack. FML
Today, I was feeling really good about myself for running and walking everywhere so much so that I was out of breath and panting. Well, until I remembered that I was playing a video game and it was my character that was doing the running around that is. FML
Today, trying to get into shape because I run out of breath after walking more than 30 minutes, I started to hit the gym. Too bad my legs didn’t want to cooperate and decided that it would cause limping-worthy pain for every step I took on the treadmill. FML
Today, I went outside to start jogging for improving my ever declining fitness. A kind stranger yelled, “You’re doing great!” as I was wheezing after my first block. I was sitting on a bench. FML
Today, after running across London to catch my train, I collapsed, panting, into a seat across from a concerned elderly woman. She leaned over to ask whether I had my inhaler and I smiled and nodded. I didn't have the heart to tell her that I'm not asthmatic, just really unfit. FML
Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML
Today, while out jogging, I was suddenly hit with unbelievable gastric distress. I wasn't wearing brown pants when I set out on that jog, but I sure was when I made it back home. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with exercise-induced asthma. I wanted to be a cop. FML
Today, I found out at a routine check-up that I may have asthma. How it went unnoticed until now, I do not know. I guess the world just needed to come up with a new way to make me miserable. FML
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angryseatroll 5
I'm actually dissapointed in all the people that say YDI. I mean, you are running, so that is an effort to loose weight. Good for you!
mhmmhmgood 0
yiiiiikes. wouldnt you notice it was kind of tight as soon as you put it on? but still, FYL.
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Comments (62)
abqgirl 0
try out herbalife. u will lose weight fast and easy. u will got into ur old bras great! check out 2abetterhealth.com
kwsoccer 6
how can anyone think your life sucks?!??! that's your own damn fault. unless you have some sort of medical condition that you gained weight?? then your life would suck! but at least you decided to get exercise!!
Captain0bv10us 0
Hey, at least you're starting running again!
Black_Letter 19
YDI for not getting a new sports bra.
taradeborde87 3
You didn't notice that you had gained that much weight until you put your bra on?! How did you not notice before?? You definitely deserve it. I do hope you keep running though, and lose the weight.
Sk8trlover19 3
I'm sorry that ur bra restricted ur breathing
LenaBeena1991 9
Lose people, not loose...