Today, I went out to start my car to go to work. When it wouldn't start, I popped the hood to see what was wrong. Some kind individual took advantage of the fact that my window doesn't roll up, and stole my battery. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to drive my mom's car for a change. It wouldn't start, so I open the hood. Someone had stolen the battery. I go to start my own car so I can drive to the police station to report the theft, and discover someone siphoned off my gas. FML
Today, I went out to my car to run some errands. It wouldn't start. I called AAA, only to find out my battery wasn't dead, it was stolen. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML
Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML
Today, I got into my car and it wouldn't start. I noticed I had left the lights on and assumed the battery was dead. Then, I couldn't get my key out of the ignition. So, I called AAA only to have the guy put my car in park and start the engine. FML
Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML
Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML
Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML
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Top comments
_Mazza_ 0
Judging from how you said that, it sounds like the window hasn't been able to roll up for a while now. Why in the world wouldn't you fix it? It's surprising your car hasn't been stolen.
mmmyeahsaraa 0
lmao @ kind individual
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Comments (40)
Sacch2010 0
You should have gotten the window fixed ASAP, but FYL for someone stealing your battery. Ridiculous how people are so harsh saying you deserve it. The economy's going through tough times.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
I guess this is a case of battery, then? (atomic bombs start to fall) I'VE HAD A ROUGH WEEK! Geez, I can't even say a lame joke without being criticized. (takes a swig of Wild Turkey)
FarSide 23
Man... I've known quadriplegics that were not that lame....
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
What's funny is I probably know those same quadriplegics, and I agree, they are WAY cooler than I am. (sniffles, then takes another swig of Wild Turkey)
mmmyeahsaraa 0
lmao @ kind individual
flinkpamingo 0
Dirty Bastard!!
YankfanZZTop22 0
Lucky it was just the battery!
FarSide 23
The window does not roll up, because your hillbilly mobile does not have any doors.
FarSide 23
...that's what HE said..... lol...
flylikemusic 0
YDI... both the windows in my car do not work, but I took it to a local body shop and they propped and sealed the windows for a total of ten bucks. You are either stupid or lazy.
loltreated 0
Wow, some of you people are mean. What makes any of you think the dude had money to get his window fixed? True, he might have been lazy, but I'm kind of thinking that if that were the case, with winter coming closer, the guy would have put aside his laziness and fixed his window. I'm thinking that he probably didn't have the money. FYL, sir.
Subjectzero 0
If your window does not roll up, you take it to a mechanic so that it stays up. you don't just assume that it's fine. stupid ****
git_er_done 0
damn meth heads