Today, I went onto my band's MySpace just to check if we had any new comments or anything like that and I noticed that I was listed as a past member. Nobody ever told me I was replaced. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that I hadn't heard anything about my upcoming class reunion. Turns out it was an invite via Facebook that I didn't receive because most of my classmates are on my block list. FML
Today, while browsing Facebook, I found out that today was my school's class reunion. I was the ONLY one not invited. FML
Today, I found out about my old school's class reunion, which I wasn't invited to. Everyone has my number and e-mail address. They just "forgot" to tell me. FML
Today, my name was left off of the program at our band concert. I would have been fine with this if it wasn't the third time in a row that this has happened. Yes, I did show them each time. FML
Today, I got kicked out of my band by the guy who quit two weeks ago. The bad part? Everyone else agreed with him. FML
Today, I was creeping on an old coworker's Facebook and noticed they'd tagged my face in an old group photo as another girl. According to the comments, the girl they'd tagged me as thought it was her too. I worked there for two years and nobody mentioned the mistake. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, I was checking my schedule online and noticed that I wasn't scheduled for any shifts next week. Not thinking it was a big deal, I called HR to get it corrected, only to find out I was laid off and they "forgot" to tell me. FML
Today, I had the great pleasure of meeting my replacement, who was sitting at my desk in my office. My boss must've forgotten to mention to me that I've been fired. FML
Today, I discovered that my band section had misspelled my name as "Joke" on our section poster. On purpose. It's supposed to be Jake. FML
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Top comments
unlucky91 0
Well.. do you still have the password? Ahaha, A little payback might be good then ;]
ohhhhshizzz 0
That is a dick move, really. I would be veryyy angry, you should tell them off. Then say they suck ass, you're bass right? Go find a better band, go play better than THEIR bass player and get into that band. Good luck, your friends [ex-bandmates] suck ass.
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Comments (102)
JRSpaniel 0
Seconding #24's idea.
0 3
haha myspace bands. I remember when I was 16...
trapiadora 0
Damn that sucks. they didn't even have the balls to say it to your face.
BaldOuting 0
dude that sucks.
sondramcfail 0
That reminds me of School of Rock. :D And "Army" by Ben Folds, haha. Find a better band. :)
jasax1 0
YDI for playing in an immature band. Don't worry, it isn't that bad. If you practice hard, you can end up more successful than any of them! Then you can run into them later down the road, as a successful musician, while they bag your groceries or something.
OHMAHGAHH 0
ouch. start your own band? or go solo?
thegoodlifeNOT 0
your name should be "EXbass guy" :( hahahahah
ass_fml 1
Life sucks. I hope you feel better.
B0R3D 0
Something like that happened like a week ago at my school. I don't know if he ever found out. He was also a bass player, and he got replaced by one of my friends. I honestly wonder if you're who I think you are. Did you get replaced by someone named "Ray" by any chance?