hollysofly
United States
Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during my first kiss. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went on a first date to the movies. During the flick, I choked on a piece of popcorn. I took a gulp of soda and that got stuck as well. I finally got my breath back and let out the loudest burp I ever have. He looked at me and said, "Does this mean I can fart now?" FML
RitaDahhlinnnng
United States
Today, I had my first real date with my first serious boyfriend. I was nervous because from past experience. I learned my lips were a bit ticklish and I usually giggled a bit during kissing. Well, we started making out and I thought was I doing pretty good hiding my laughs. Until I wet myself. FML
ac-hoo
India
Today, the man of my dreams kissed me. It was everything I had imagined it would be until in the middle of the kiss, he burped. FML
Anonymous
United States
A little extra
Today, my date kissed me after our second date. The way he leaned towards my mouth was very romantic. He's pretty tall, so I stretched myself as high as possible to make the kiss as passionate as possible. That's how I ended up belching into his mouth. FML
dumper
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Tonight, on First Dates…
Today, I finally got the courage to go on a first date with this guy I had a crush on for months. It was such a big deal for me cause it was my first date ever. The first thing he says when we met was, "I have to take a dump." I sat by myself for 10 minutes. FML
PissyPants
United States
Today, I finally got my first kiss. I was so excited, I pissed myself. FML
Freddie06
United Kingdom
Interruption
Today, I went on a first date, and it was going surprisingly well. As we were saying goodbye, I leaned in for a kiss. Just as our lips were about to meet, a car full of teenagers drove by and one of them yelled, "TONGUE SANDWICH." My date burst out laughing. FML
Anonymous
He's a keeper
Today, I went on a first date. He got so drunk he forgot what he ordered to eat ten minutes after ordering. He also had to text me later to ask if we kissed, because he couldn’t remember. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I went on a date for the first time in months. Over dessert, my date told a joke, and I tittered vigorously, causing me to choke and throw up all over him. FML
sydneybourgeois
United States
Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML
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I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Better luck next time(:
MLuckyCapoeirist 6
What if you actually threw up? o_o That would have been worse, let's try to see the bright side.
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perdix 31
If it tasted like hot dogs, you probably earned yourself a second date.
RedPillSucks 33
What does she get if it tasted like dick?
perdix 31
A ring.
allard 14
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA PERDIX
shoopd 19
******* win!
justnbieber 0
learn to laugh at yourself did he break up with u?
hitail23 1
stop. daz rude
alicec123 0
first kisses are always the worst. total fails
macskapingvin 0
Maybe yours was. Mine wasn't. I would postulate that first kisses are only bad when they are awkward, forced and between two people who hardly know each other.
sourgirl101 29
Mine was great too! Everytime I hear "INXS- Need you tonight" it reminds me of that first kiss. That was on the radio at the time.
dandawg69 0
I don't know what you're talking about, my very first kiss was perfect.
xNephilim 19
I don't know what you're talking about, mine was great.
hitail23 1
stop!!
wasabiix0 0
Did they take it as a compliment? Maybe you should ease up on eating their face. :/
ACSjr 0
but if he cares for u it wouldn't matter
hideyoself 4
better than throwing up:)
EatnBeef 7
no it's not
liindsjayy 0
You couldnt stop yourself? Your gross. On a good note atleast it didnt make him puke in your mouth.
Anneliese_Moon 0
Kissing on the first date makes you a hussy. Just in case OP and others are not aware.
sourgirl101 29
Are you kidding? A kiss is not a huge deal. Most people that go on a "first date" know each other to a certain degree. If it's not your thing, that's you! and that's fine.
xNephilim 19
I had a first (and last, but that's beside the point) date last week and we kissed at the end. That doesn't make me a "hussy", which I assume means something along the line of ****, *****, etc. ? There are perfectly acceptable reasons for kissing on the first date. 1) You've known each other FOREVER, but never actually "clicked" before. 2) You've been in a relationship for a while, but just never went out, for whatever reason. (And no, relationships do not require spending tons of money on movie tickets, food, etc.) 3) You've had GREAT chemistry and it just "clicked". 4) I bet there's more, but that's all I can think of right now.
Anneliese_Moon 0
Well its not really a FML if the people have known eachother now is it? So either way. Still their own fault for making this out worse that in probably is
TypoH 7
happens to us all!
hottiewitdamesse 8
hayy, its better than throwinf up in his mouth!