hollysofly
United States
Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during my first kiss. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went on a first date to the movies. During the flick, I choked on a piece of popcorn. I took a gulp of soda and that got stuck as well. I finally got my breath back and let out the loudest burp I ever have. He looked at me and said, "Does this mean I can fart now?" FML
RitaDahhlinnnng
United States
Today, I had my first real date with my first serious boyfriend. I was nervous because from past experience. I learned my lips were a bit ticklish and I usually giggled a bit during kissing. Well, we started making out and I thought was I doing pretty good hiding my laughs. Until I wet myself. FML
ac-hoo
India
Today, the man of my dreams kissed me. It was everything I had imagined it would be until in the middle of the kiss, he burped. FML
Anonymous
United States
A little extra
Today, my date kissed me after our second date. The way he leaned towards my mouth was very romantic. He's pretty tall, so I stretched myself as high as possible to make the kiss as passionate as possible. That's how I ended up belching into his mouth. FML
dumper
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Tonight, on First Dates…
Today, I finally got the courage to go on a first date with this guy I had a crush on for months. It was such a big deal for me cause it was my first date ever. The first thing he says when we met was, "I have to take a dump." I sat by myself for 10 minutes. FML
PissyPants
United States
Today, I finally got my first kiss. I was so excited, I pissed myself. FML
Freddie06
United Kingdom
Interruption
Today, I went on a first date, and it was going surprisingly well. As we were saying goodbye, I leaned in for a kiss. Just as our lips were about to meet, a car full of teenagers drove by and one of them yelled, "TONGUE SANDWICH." My date burst out laughing. FML
Anonymous
He's a keeper
Today, I went on a first date. He got so drunk he forgot what he ordered to eat ten minutes after ordering. He also had to text me later to ask if we kissed, because he couldn’t remember. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I went on a date for the first time in months. Over dessert, my date told a joke, and I tittered vigorously, causing me to choke and throw up all over him. FML
sydneybourgeois
United States
Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML
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I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Better luck next time(:
MLuckyCapoeirist 6
What if you actually threw up? o_o That would have been worse, let's try to see the bright side.
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RedPillSucks 33
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Daederoth 10
I bumped noses on my first kiss, shit like that happens to everyone. Just wait till the first time you have sex. It'll be over before you'll want it to be and finding the 'right hole' in the dark is a challange in its self, just to name a few likely happenings. So don't even worry about your 'first time' with anything, 97%+ of the time its all messed up but very quickly you will get the hang of it. And that's just bein' real.
jmshottie 0
haaa!
Alkix 2
I hope you relax a bit before you try to plan your wedding.
kenundying 0
ahh sucks to be you
lil_lala209 5
So gross, FYL
IneffableLullaby 13
This is mildly embarrassing, yes, but nothing worth really getting upset about. Trust me, worse things could've happened on your first date. :p
kristinn18 0
lmao funny...
oarisimo 4
yuck :(
Brendan3693 0
at least you can get a f***ing date. my gf cheated on me. after two days.
The_Dude_Abides_ 0
just because you hangout with a girl for 2 days that doesn't make her a "girlfriend" it does however make you look kinda sad thinking 2 days = monogamy
chaser1490 0
my first kiss me and my girl was in the chaple room at my school, bc 5 min earlyer she had passed me a note in the hall telling me to b there bc she really wanted to kiss me. i was like cool, when we were alone the first thing she said to me was.... " can this only last for about half a sec"