Today, I went on somewhat of a blind date. The date was OK until he tried to spoon feed me. This didn't go over so well. Later, I noticed a strange looking brief case he was carrying. I asked him what it was and he whipped out 5 yoyos and did a yoyo show in the middle of the restaurant. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. When I got there, I found out that the guy was a ventriloquist and was going to use his puppet to talk to me. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. The guy greeted me with a "What's up, bitch?", which I wrote off as him just being really laid-back. By dessert, he'd asked me if my boobs are real, then when we finished, asked how many more dates it'd take before I put out. So much for that. FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a restaurant. My date took one look at me and said pityingly, "Stuffed your bra, didn't ya? Seriously, why even bother?" The douche then started trying to lecture me on "false advertising". FML
Today, I went on a blind date, even though the whole concept freaks me out a bit. My date showed up with his sister, who sat at our table and critiqued everything we did, from how I chewed my food, to the way we nervously laughed. He hardly said a word the whole time. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML
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Top comments
Ami8919 0
Hey, he's obviously good with his fingers. Don't write him off too quick.
Get_Naykid 0
At least he was talented. Did he get your number? He could be of good use.
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Comments (172)
StreetSinger 4
Jeez, I wish my boyfriend was that talented. Granted busting it out on the first date's a little odd, but kind of cool too. How was it "somewhat" of a blind date? Were you guys like 6th cousins who had heard of each other but never met?
RespondomaticMan 0
LOL
medusa_fml 0
horrid i bet you glad to get the hell out of there
psychodagger 0
That's awesome.
PonTiFeX 0
Dude! This guys the shit!
Larawr 0
Spoon feeding, thumbs down. Yo-yos, thumbs up.
uminuscooll 0
that is legit the sickest thing i've ever heard. he's clearly a keeper.
backstagebitch 0
I don't see why this is an FML at all. He's got a skill which is pretty much always cool. Next time I hope you get set up with a guy who picks his nose at the table to something. Then you claim FML.
danedo 0
Heh heh... yea, that is abit odd, but some women would probably love that. He took a risk :P
ammali 0
The yo-yo thing was okay, the spoon-feeding, not so much. He's 50-50 now... Are you an optimist or a pessimist?