Today, I went on somewhat of a blind date. The date was OK until he tried to spoon feed me. This didn't go over so well. Later, I noticed a strange looking brief case he was carrying. I asked him what it was and he whipped out 5 yoyos and did a yoyo show in the middle of the restaurant. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. When I got there, I found out that the guy was a ventriloquist and was going to use his puppet to talk to me. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. The guy greeted me with a "What's up, bitch?", which I wrote off as him just being really laid-back. By dessert, he'd asked me if my boobs are real, then when we finished, asked how many more dates it'd take before I put out. So much for that. FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a restaurant. My date took one look at me and said pityingly, "Stuffed your bra, didn't ya? Seriously, why even bother?" The douche then started trying to lecture me on "false advertising". FML
Today, I went on a blind date, even though the whole concept freaks me out a bit. My date showed up with his sister, who sat at our table and critiqued everything we did, from how I chewed my food, to the way we nervously laughed. He hardly said a word the whole time. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML
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Top comments
Ami8919 0
Hey, he's obviously good with his fingers. Don't write him off too quick.
Get_Naykid 0
At least he was talented. Did he get your number? He could be of good use.
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Comments (172)
sa_1 0
he took 5 to a first date? interesting.... I usually only take the 1... and you did ask what was in the case. The spoon feeding would be the more worrying thing though
Rockyio 0
lol..Actually he sounds like an interesting guy, but nerdy as well. And #3 might be on to something. ...And look at it this way, If that briefcase contained murdering tools, it would be such a bad FYL that you probably wouldn't have gotten the chance to even post your date experience with the yo-yo master lol. So cheer up!
KeithHarris 0
Look at it this way. You got free entertainment for the evening. Where else can you see someone royally bomb and make a major ass out of themself. Fun Fun
Sessee 4
I don't know what you're talking about. Yoyo-ing is some bad ass shit.
MaiLouIsLegend 0
Hahah oh that's embarrassing. Whatta showoff. Guess he just tried a little too hard to impress you on the first date much? But hey on the bright side it coulda been so muuuuch worse right? Maybe he'll juggle knives for the next date or something lmao
jacklol 0
so awesome
randii3660 0
Heyy
gern55 0
#21 +1 At least it wasn't a ventriloquist dummy in the suitcase.
jam26 0
how exactly was the brief case strange looking? I'm pretty sure they're all basically the same. til you open it up and it either has paper work or YO-YOs! personally, I'd rather a guy who carries around yo-yos than paperwork. much more exciting. and was he really spoon feeding you or was he just trying to let you have a taste of his meal? don't over react so much.
Cormophyte 0
I'm sorry, but I have to question your judgement of what a 'good date' consists of in light of the spoon and the yoyos :)
ashez09 0
The wierdest part is spoon feeding you. Yo-Yo's are cool HAHA