Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went out with a guy who, about 20 minutes into our dinner, said, "Wow, you don't sweat much for a fat chick." FML
Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive." She called me a cow murderer. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy. As soon as we sat down at the restaurant, he immediately snatched my menu and said "You're having salad." FML
Today, I went on my first date in nearly a year. A few minutes into the meal, he called me "scrumptious" and made animal noises for the rest of it. FML
Today, I went on a date with a great vegan guy in my class. We went to a vegi-restaurant, I dutifully ate all the meatless dishes, but he seemed pissed about something, and other diners kept giving me angry looks. After we left, I realised I'd worn my leather jacket to the date. FML
Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML
Today, I went out on a date with an ex-boyfriend who I hadn't seen since college. He took me to a bar, where he was oddly quiet, but drank heavily. When the bartender asked us if we were ok, he replied, "This is my ex-girlfriend. Can you believe she used to be skinny?" FML
Today, I was on a date with this guy I just met and we went to a fancy restaurant. Halfway through the meal, there was an awkward silence, and he decided to end it by saying "You know, you chew like a cow." FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a restaurant. My date took one look at me and said pityingly, "Stuffed your bra, didn't ya? Seriously, why even bother?" The douche then started trying to lecture me on "false advertising". FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
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Wingman527 22
That's just rude.
seprunner 12
Did you say "Because I eat people who make fun of me." then grab your fork and lick your lips?
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Comments (142)
amisenho 11
Maybe OP just recently become a vegetarian. He didn't think of that possibility, did he?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Vegetarians like to eat fattening sweets, too...I don't know where this myth came from that all vegetarians/vegans are skinny like chopsticks because they don't eat meat. They have to get muscle from somewhere!
HappyItalian 38
"Oh my god karen, you can't just ask people why they're fat."
Jjtacos 5
Is No one going to address the real issue here??? like, Why she hasn't been on a date in 8 years???
ConstantlyAnna 8
Yes, yes, I was thinking that too! Haha!
ConstantlyAnna 8
My brother is vegetarian and a large bloke. I never understood it. Then just figured he still likes fatty foods and sweets, so that much be it!
LRSandTJB412 8
Well he's definitely not getting laid tonight.
jokersmile13 10
get up and leave straight away
Jrsmommy2014 21
Wow, people can be so rude!
Suzi_d16 27
“OMG Karen, you can just ask people why they’re fat!”