Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML
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Today, I went out with a guy who, about 20 minutes into our dinner, said, "Wow, you don't sweat much for a fat chick." FML
Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive." She called me a cow murderer. FML
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Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
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Wingman527 22
That's just rude.
seprunner 12
Did you say "Because I eat people who make fun of me." then grab your fork and lick your lips?
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Comments (142)
ileenefudge 29
I hope you don't/didn't give him a second date. He sounds like an ass nugget. As others have said, I too would have used that as my cue to leave.
Echoa21 18
Am I the only one who is genuinely curious as to how you get overweight on a vegetarian diet?
Echoa21 18
Unless she lives off of cheese pizza and potato chips or something
Phoebe18 14
Not everyone gains weight based on what they eat or their lifestyle. Some people eat right and exercise right but are still big due to medical problems. Maybe OP does over eat on junk food or maybe she has a medical problem. At the end of the day it's really no one else's business.
Fiori4 20
Seems like something Karen from Mean Girls would say. Regina, "Oh my god, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're fat!"
nitrog100 21
Well at least he made it clear as to why it was your first date in 8 years.
ilpapagrande 16
Insensitive and rude, but a valid thought that shouldn't have made it out of his head
nemcali 34
Order the most expensive meal then sneak out of the restaurant and leave him with the bill ;)
cinskeep43 15
so sad :(
vairyhagina 11
I'd like to see how big of a deal it would be if the sexes were reversed.
stargirl_95 24
I'm pretty sure that people would still be calling the date a bitch if the sexes were reversed.
vairyhagina 11
Very true, yet I'm sure most of the comments wouldn't consist of things like "stick her with the bill", "splash water in her face" and "the world is getting used to being mean". I just don't think people would react like that if it were a guy...but the dislikes speak for themselves so I'll shut up now
miss_amphetamine 24
What a dick thing to say, and on a first date?! I woulda walked the **** out of there. He's an insensitive prick.
hrpuffstuff69 8
"A man who wants something will find a way; a man who doesn't will find an excuse" I'd just walk away without saying anything .