Today, I went on a first date with my crush. Turns out we only have one thing in common: we would both bang Hillary Clinton. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my crush from high school finally agreed to go out with me. While on the seemingly good date, she offered me a discount to her OnlyFans page. FML
Today I went on a date with my long time crush only to find out that we are distant cousins. FML
Today, I started dating my crush. Turns out she's a living nightmare. FML
Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML
Today, I was on my first date with my crush. When I saw her, I greeted her with, "Hey, sweetheart." She's convinced I said, "Hey, retard." FML
Today, after having an amazing first date with my long time crush, we ended up going out to dinner. We shared a meal, and it was delicious! This would have been the ultimate dream come true... Except for the part about me throwing up in his car on the way back home. FML
Today, I went on a date with a beautiful woman I had recently met. Great food, great conversation, and a great connection. That is, until she revealed that she is a lesbian. FML
Today, I went out for dinner with my crush and expressed my love for her. She responded by saying that we should know that this is the real thing, and to do so we needed to date other people and let time bring us together. FML
Today, I had lunch with an old friend I've had a crush on for years. We're both single, so I figured it to be kind of like a date. Until he started talking about how he told his brother last night that we would never be a thing. FML
Today, I finally went on a date with my crush. When he kissed me goodnight, it made me think of a dying slug. FML
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bheaze 20
Then there's only one thing to do... Threesome with Hillary Clinton.
ThunderLightTSV 31
Of course this was posted where I live, why am I not surprised.
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Comments (70)
jbuiel123 18
There are so many questions, are they both bi guys? Are they lesbians? Are they a bi girl and straight guy? 2 bi people? Also they probably talked about the election since it's a. Big deal and then one mentioned Clinton being bangable *puke* and it just makes sense that politics would come up in an election year people, like what's confusing about that?
grtfuldeadlovr 27
So, you were playing the marry, shag and, kill game?
Goblin182 27
I just threw up a little bit in my mouth
Hunter_the_Ninja 22
How did that come up in conversation? "Hey if you could hook up with one person, who'd it be?" "Uh well I'm really into Hillary Clinton"
mkayden 23
So I'm guessing you weren't on a date with Bill then?
ThrottleJockey 36
Might as well, she wants to F the rest of us.
gracehi 33
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
TacoCat15 10
Gross
TheSiraffe 16
Saying you would bang Hillary Clinton was your first mistake
danman27 15
Why would you bring that up on a date?