Today, I went on a date with a guy I've been talking to. We ended up at his house around 4 a.m., but as we walked through the front door, his ex-girlfriend was sitting on the couch, apparently waiting for him to get home. They still live together. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML
Today, I went to meet a guy that i had already started to be involved with at a bar. We laughed, kissed and had a great time, until he admitted he was just doing all of this to make his ex-girlfriend jealous. Guess who was waiting for me outside. FML
Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML
Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML
Today, my ex, who I still live with, invited he’s best friend (a drama starter) and his new love interest over for dinner while I was at work. Now I’m outside, waiting for them both to leave. FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl of my dreams. Her boyfriend, who she said she'd broken up with, was at the same restaurant with another girl. She screamed at him for ten minutes, then they started making out, and left together. The girl he was with looked at me and said "Eww", then went to hit on another guy. FML
Today, my date and I went to the movies. After the date, we were both on an instant chat room at our homes. Her personal message displayed "I think I love my ex again." FML
Today, in the middle of our one year anniversary dinner, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend showed up declaring her love for him. They left together and I had to take the bus home. FML
Today, I went out on a date with an ex-boyfriend who I hadn't seen since college. He took me to a bar, where he was oddly quiet, but drank heavily. When the bartender asked us if we were ok, he replied, "This is my ex-girlfriend. Can you believe she used to be skinny?" FML
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felicialynnnn 16
As someone who is currently living with my ex boyfriend, maybe I can provide some insight. My ex and I don't have enough money to afford to pay out our lease, so we have to live together until it's over and then go our separate ways. It's not easy by any means, but sometimes coming up with a deposit for a new place and paying out an old lease at the same time isn't feasible.
zedjaleaf1 11
She probably wants him to pay her that $180 ticket.
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Comments (44)
strugglingatlife 14
Anyone watch New Girl. This reminds me of that show.
ohSNAPyall 27
He's got issues if he's living with an ex who wants a say-so in his love life.
IWillEatYouAlive 16
Hopefully, she's not a psychotic ex...
saffy66 34
My ex husband and I lived together till our house sold. He couldn't afford rent and I was already paying the full mortgage so I wasn't going to pay rent on top. The difference is, we agreed not to date anyone else till we could go our separate ways. Just to avoid this kind of awkward moment.
HyperTek 16
His ex before or after you get there?
CodenameBug 2
Don't be so sure it's an ex. They'll probably fight and break up when you leave and be back together again by morning.
inolongercare 19
I lived with my ex for a while. We had a lease and neither could afford it alone. We were just friends. It may be the same situation.
TMO2142 25
Maybe it was a good breakup? And maybe her financial status was not so good?
manuwish 9
what an ass, what kind of guy arranges that kind of shit!
cmonca 5
My last boyfriend lived with his ex and he ended up getting her pregnant while he and I were dating. Run away and don't look back!