Anonomous
Whitby, Canada
Today, I went on a date with a girl who had to cut our date short so she could go on another one. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
sadday
United States
When love breaks down
Today, I was planning on going on a date with a girl I've really liked. She told me today was the only we could hang out before her trip. I got an expensive hair cut, planned on cooking her dinner, and pulled a few strings and got on the list for a big concert. Turns out she'd rather go shopping FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was stood up on a date. Her excuse? "I had to work out." FML
lamesauce
Canada
Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML
Jebus
Canada
Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML
Anonymous
United States
Wait, what?
Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML
Anonymous
Next
Today, I took a girl out on a date. We had dinner, we had good conversation, the vibe was excellent, and everything was great. I took her to a bar I frequent after for a couple of drinks to finish the night. She left with some other dude on his motorcycle. FML
Anonymous
Barnesville, United States
What the hell?
Today, I went a girl's home for our second date. As she opened the door, she was leaving with another guy. I said, "I thought we had a date this evening?" Her response was, “Tah tah!” as she walked out the door while hanging on to his arm. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Bremerton, United States
Trading places
Today, my date ditched me and showed up with another guy at the same restaurant. She even tried to take the reservation. FML
well okay then
Calgary, Canada
Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
zed
Edmonton, Canada
Today, I took a girl out to dinner. Halfway through, she sighed and asked if it was all an episode of Disaster Date. FML
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Zebediabolical 45
"Yeah. I hit on you from two internet profiles. So you don't really need to go across town to meet me again."
201chasew 22
It probably wasn't a good date if she didn't even want to finish it. :/
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Comments (68)
weirdgirl22 16
It's better you found out sooner that she wasn't worth it
wowthatsux53 11
That's called "speed dating"
ullsmith 11
Wanna hear an Ebola joke? Nah ou probably won't get it
jeriaslovesyou 16
She sounds like a keeper.. Lol, I find that super tacky.
lummiiss 3
She's not worth your time than
TBfml15 9
These hoes ain't loyal.
Epickitty58 29
I'm guessing there won't be a second date