Today, I had a second date with a really hot guy I met at the mall. Lucky for me, I went into anaphylactic shock from shrimp and the guy called my parents. When I left the hospital, I was notified that after he called my parents, he ordered more food and charged it to my credit card on file. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a blind date with a guy at a seafood restaurant. I explained to him that I am deathly allergic to shrimp. When the waiter took my order, he interrupted me and said, “She’ll have the shrimp," while looking me dead in the eye. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. He took me to a restaurant where I was allergic to practically everything on the menu. I sneezed five or six times within the first 15 minutes and spent the rest of the lunch awkwardly trying to explain I wasn't allergic to him, just the food and spices floating around us. FML
Today, I found out that I'm allergic to shrimp, when I went out for a lunch with my long-term crush after I finally got the courage to ask her out. She's really into seafood. A little while into the afternoon I started to feel itchy. She ended up scratching my back all night. FML
Today, I was on a blind date with a girl my friend set me up with. We went to a fancy restaurant and she ordered the shrimp. I told her, "I'm allergic to shrimp, so you shouldn't order it in case I want to kiss you later." She looked at the waiter and said, "I'll have the shrimp." FML
Today, I went on an a date with a guy I met online. We were waiting in line at Starbucks when he turned to me and said, "Do you want anything?" Just before I was about to answer, he practically shoved in front of me and paid for himself. The cashier looked more horrified than I did. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was taking me out to eat to his favorite restaurant. He said I could order whatever I wanted and he'd pay for it. He took me to Red Lobster, knowing full well that I'm allergic to seafood. FML
Today. I went on a date with a really great guy. After the date we went to his place and had drinks in the hottub. I ended up shitting myself. FML
Today, I was asked out by a friend of mine. He's a doctor and works at a prestigious hospital, so thinking we would eat somewhere special, I got all dressed up. We ended up eating at his hospital's cafeteria, because he gets a small employee discount. FML
Today, after weeks of flirting with the hot guy at the gym, he finally asked me to meet up with him outside. I was diagnosed with strep throat just hours before our date. FML
Today, I attempted to conquer my fear of eating out. The very first thing I saw as soon as I got to the restaurant? An unconscious guy getting taken away by paramedics. I turned around and went straight home. FML
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ScratchCatPower 32
Well, I'm guessing there won't be a third? Sorry, OP. Sometimes people have no consideration or common sense...
PhoenixChick 26
You probably could contest the charges, since the restaurant allowed someone else to place a charge on your credit card without your permission, AFTER you left even. Although that doesn't really help the sting of how that ass treated you.
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noodlemantra 19
I guess there won't be a third date.
DLBL 23
How is this rule-breaking?
ScratchCatPower 32
Well, I'm guessing there won't be a third? Sorry, OP. Sometimes people have no consideration or common sense...
may14th 26
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Wow, why would the restaurant even allow him to do that?
un0m3 14
They wanted her money. He offered them her money. So they took her money.
icequeen08 1
It's probably policy. Most restaurants that keep credit cards on file are often high volume restaurants where walkouts are frequent. If the guest does not offer any other form of payment you are often required to process the credit card on file. Also, how's the restaurant supposed to know whether they were married with a joint account or not? It's not their place to make that assumption, that's how servers get fired.
george_s_4 32
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Not all guys are assholes. I know it's hard to believe since there's so many guys like the one you went on a date with but trust me they aren't all assholes. I hope you find a good guy soon
kangx1 28
I don't know where you live 5 but, there aren't many guys who would steal from their dying date. Over here we tend to Not grab our dates credits card and buy food. We'd be a little too occupied with making sure our date isn't dead. Well that's just where I like 5. Maybe you live in Scumbag city. Who knows.
george_s_4 32
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Ok that's true I don't know any guys that are that bad but in my area I have met a ton of scumbags. One example is a guy who dated a girl that he knew was emotionally unstable, had sex with her, got her super loyal to him, and then cheated on her. He kept calling her an emotional bitch after that. Another example is a guy I know who constantly calls girls bitches and ugly and a bunch of other terrible stuff when he's not around them but when he's around them and someone calls him out on it he completely denies it and tries to pin the other person by lying about stuff they said. Those are not the only two I know their the first that come to my head and listing all of them would take forever but yeah I do deal with a ton of scumbags and they seem like the majority of guys around here
allie2590 31
Okay? Thanks for the gossip?
george_s_4 32
I never identified these people and I will not do that I am just telling the truth about how a lot of guys near me are. Because of guys like them many girls around here have gotten the idea that all guys are the same and they will never find a guy who isn't a asshole
cheeeksss 29
Lol why is George getting so personal...
Applecifer 5
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Haha, you deserve it for dating
darkslayer15964 5
Seriously? After all of that, that's what you reply to this post? Wow good move on you (sarcasm)
laden_swallow09 35
And before you even start, don't try to feed us that "Come on, it's just a joke!" bullshit, either. Jokes imply that something is humorous, which your comment isn't.
InfiniteSunshine 32
Am I missing something, is there something wrong with dating now? Isn't it one of the best ways to find a significant other (not that one is even needed).
MoxleyCrue 17
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6- I'm on my phone so I can't like your comment, but I really wish I could like your comment right now.
COSaikou 7
I found the humor. forget about the others
toastbrot 9
he's a keeper!
vmorgantank 15
Cancel the purchase
icequeen08 1
Yeah you can't just do that
Justy101 23
Yeah, actually she can just do that. It was a charge that was not authorised by her and she will be able to dispute it.
cheeeksss 29
Oh 41, I am assuming you don't own any form of debit or credit card. Of course OP can, it's her card. She has the right to dispute any charge that wasn't authorized by her through her bank or credit union. What kind of financial institution would gain trust from their customers by not allowing that and just be like "oh well, too bad for you."
EwahWeeWah 21
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Guilt trip him into paying you back.
Danne696 14
In order to be guilt-tripped into anything, you have to have a conscience first.
EwahWeeWah 21
That's true, sorry. I often speak without thinking.
moodyreallyrocks 27
What a loser!! Sorry OP, keep your head up, I hope you're doing well..
mfreeeee 20
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I love how in this post, there are no comments at all with positive thumbs. Just ones with none or negative.