Today, I went on a blind date. We had agreed on meeting in front of a park. Thinking I was there first, I texted her "I'm already there, sitting next to the fat chick." I heard a beep. SHE was the "fat chick." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a blind date, meeting up in a park. I got there first and sat down to wait for him. After a while, a guy sat down next to me. I wasn't sure if it was him, so I texted him, asking if he'd arrived. His response was, "I'm already here, sat to the left of the old woman dressed like a gypsy." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up at a coffee shop. I arrived early, feeling nervous but excited. As I sat waiting, I noticed a person waving at me from across the room. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that they were actually waving at someone behind me. My date never showed up. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML
Today, I went on a blind date and mistook someone else at the restaurant for my date. We had a great conversation… until the real blind date arrived. The look on both their faces was priceless. FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by a friend. Everything was going great until I accidentally called my date by my ex’s name. Twice. My date promptly excused herself to the restroom and never came back. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML
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Alex_DeLarge 0
Even if that wasn't her, did you think insulting somebody would make you look cool?
Callyn 47
You're an ass. Even if she wasn't fat, she probably would have found that offensive. You should've just told her that you were there. If you weren't attracted to her, you aren't obligated to make a second date but you don't have to be rude.
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Comments (237)
lifeisgoodsorta 0
nice job you get a gold star jerk
3drinksbehind 0
sarahh38? yeah, sounds like a man to me...
l0v3t0h8 0
i'm glad someone finally mentioned that. :) i thought that too.
Jivesliven 24
Could be a lesbian identifying as male.. it's disturbingly common these days.
Estrebillo 0
Odds are that darn near everyone clicking YDI is fat. I feel ya man, that sucks.
TBelle4Ever 15
I clicked YDI, and I happen to be ten pounds UNDER weight you asshole!
adelaide_evening 0
This is fake. I read it on another website I stumbled upon the other day. Fail.
gonzolove 0
It could be the same person. And did you actually use StumbleUpon?
Bloodknight 22
Bwahahaha!
imblue 0
FYL for getting stuck with a fat chick.
rukusrazor 0
you're an asshole, but who cares really. You are apparently shallow, so it wouldn't have been a connection anyways.
wbrycem 0
He's an asshole for calling a fat chick fat? That makes him shallow? So much for calling it like you see it ... If he was next to a skinny chick, and said, I'm sitting next to a skinny chick, there wouldn't be a fuss. Unless it's not a double standard, and you can't comment on anyone's physical appearance, regardless of how good or bad it is. But that would be new to me ...
Ipreferbroccoli 0
Wb rukusrazor, I've missed ya.
Pandasaur 0
FYL for being a man with the username "sarahh38."
lizabethh35 1
hm no pronouns were used so how do we know that this person was a guy..? it coulda been a lesbian date. :P
I_lost_the_game 25
Yes, it could've, apart from the fact that the little blue gender sign shows that OP is male.
YDIforbeingu 0
YDI for being mean
LxlizxZ94 0
thats really mean and u dont even know this girl