shrdlu
United States
Today, our dog peed on nearly all the wrapped gifts under our Christmas tree. FML
DevLights
Miss Cellar, Basement 38 years-old In a relationship
SoccerBabe42
Canada
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
Jessica
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
The betrayal!
Today, I found out that my best friend won $1,000 in a photography contest. Using a photo I took. FML
themuffinman
Japan
Today, my girlfriend referred to her yeast infection as "making bread." I can never look at bread the same way. FML