Today, I went into work for the first time without make-up. My boss thought I looked so tired and ill that he sent me home. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was written up at work and sent home 20 minutes into my shift. My boss thought I was under the influence of something, but it’s really just the first time I’ve come to work with no makeup on. FML
Today, I decided not to wear any makeup. I got told 13 times at work that I looked ill. FML
Today, I had a morning shift at the restaurant and didn't feel like wearing makeup. I was energetic and greeted everyone happily, but my manager told me I looked tired. I said, "Oh no I'm just not wearing makeup!" He said, "Well, you might need it." FML
Today, all of my friends and teachers asked me what was wrong because I looked sad and tired. One kid even said that I looked like "an abused housewife the day after." I was fine. It was the first time I went to school without wearing any makeup. FML
Today, I decided to go all-natural and go to work without any makeup on. My boss swore I was on drugs, which I guess had absolutely nothing to do with the completely "random" drug test I had to take later in the day. FML
Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML
Today, my boss commented on the fact that I don't usually wear makeup, then told me it would be much appreciated if I'd change that. FML
Today, I decided to not wear makeup for the first time. My boyfriend asked me if I got punched in the face. FML
Today, my boss's husband came over to our office, and as a by the way comment told our boss my make-up looks good and suits me. The thing is, I've never worn make-up to work, and obviously, he never told his wife, my boss, that she looks good with make-up on. I'm fucked. FML
Today, for the first time, I decided to just be myself at work. My boss thought I was drunk. FML
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Top comments
emmiep1011 7
You got the day off. Don't be mad.
mk58 31
That must mean you usually put a lot of makeup on. Makeup is meant to only enhance your beauty, not create a totally fake beautiful mask.
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Comments (191)
GamerMaster2041 12
U are GIFTED
goodluckcharm 0
are people counting my posts? still waiting for you to get a clue that i'm allowed to have an opinion and just because it doesn't agree with yours doesn't mean it should be moderated or buried. i had no foul language in my posts and you thumbed it down and i didn't even call her ugly or any harsh words, yet you houlier than thou posters thumb it down. just for that, i'm thumbing up anyone who calls the OP ugly, etc.
Sirin_fml 47
Good grief, to debate on the Internet requires a thick skin. While we may be annoyed with ignorance, there's no point complaining about it because it changes nothing and just annoys everyone in the process. Using the direct reply function also helps.
goodluckcharm 0
it appears anyone who bashes the OP people thumb down their comments trying to get it buried or moderated. what is this? only people who pity the OP can post? this is why i never bothered to post in your comments in the first place and to just read the FML and laugh at the stupid arguments in the comments instead of participating.
Blue87 4
at least u got a day off
aFMLfann4life 0
that's not an FML
EarAcheMyEYE10 2
Ouch! But I guess there's a silver lining... in six mths or so do it again and see if you can get another "my boss is a dumbass" day off!!
theonlysweetpea 10
#62 I don't get it either. I wore make-up for the first time on my 21st birthday
obrienmackenzi 0
well sucks for ur dumb ass for puttin on to much makeup all the time gag ass
parxxx 0
well on the bright side you don't have 2 go 2 work(:
little_monster21 0
Ydi for being one of those girls that cakes on too much makeup everyday. Please don't leave your house without your mask anymore. Sounds like you need it.