Today, I went into work for the first time without make-up. My boss thought I looked so tired and ill that he sent me home. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was written up at work and sent home 20 minutes into my shift. My boss thought I was under the influence of something, but it’s really just the first time I’ve come to work with no makeup on. FML
Today, I decided not to wear any makeup. I got told 13 times at work that I looked ill. FML
Today, I had a morning shift at the restaurant and didn't feel like wearing makeup. I was energetic and greeted everyone happily, but my manager told me I looked tired. I said, "Oh no I'm just not wearing makeup!" He said, "Well, you might need it." FML
Today, all of my friends and teachers asked me what was wrong because I looked sad and tired. One kid even said that I looked like "an abused housewife the day after." I was fine. It was the first time I went to school without wearing any makeup. FML
Today, I decided to go all-natural and go to work without any makeup on. My boss swore I was on drugs, which I guess had absolutely nothing to do with the completely "random" drug test I had to take later in the day. FML
Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML
Today, my boss commented on the fact that I don't usually wear makeup, then told me it would be much appreciated if I'd change that. FML
Today, I decided to not wear makeup for the first time. My boyfriend asked me if I got punched in the face. FML
Today, my boss's husband came over to our office, and as a by the way comment told our boss my make-up looks good and suits me. The thing is, I've never worn make-up to work, and obviously, he never told his wife, my boss, that she looks good with make-up on. I'm fucked. FML
Today, for the first time, I decided to just be myself at work. My boss thought I was drunk. FML
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Top comments
emmiep1011 7
You got the day off. Don't be mad.
mk58 31
That must mean you usually put a lot of makeup on. Makeup is meant to only enhance your beauty, not create a totally fake beautiful mask.
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Comments (191)
imbordsoimhere 0
well I know why OP thinks it sucks, its cuz she's disappointed that people don't think she's pretty with her reel face if you guys know what I'm trying to say. but now u can skip work
kalobm 0
I would not wear make up once of twice a month to work!!:D
Arch27 27
Man, I pray for a day when they just send me home. I hate my job so much I'd fake my own death to never have to come back here.
outbackbyrd 7
Wake-Up call? I think so. He did you a favor so be grateful
Medcanyon 10
Ya day off !
zycrone 5
I would have clicked yls, but you got a day off!
sydharks 0
Girls look better without makeup anyways.
Ottokiller 3
Well...now you know how to get free days off! :D
Kng21 0
You have a great boss!
cremyfrozentreat 11
My boss did that to me too the first time I didn't wear make up to work. It was embarrassing, especially because he wouldn't apologize and kept making excuses for what he said.