Today, I went into work for the first time without make-up. My boss thought I looked so tired and ill that he sent me home. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was written up at work and sent home 20 minutes into my shift. My boss thought I was under the influence of something, but it’s really just the first time I’ve come to work with no makeup on. FML
Today, I decided not to wear any makeup. I got told 13 times at work that I looked ill. FML
Today, I had a morning shift at the restaurant and didn't feel like wearing makeup. I was energetic and greeted everyone happily, but my manager told me I looked tired. I said, "Oh no I'm just not wearing makeup!" He said, "Well, you might need it." FML
Today, all of my friends and teachers asked me what was wrong because I looked sad and tired. One kid even said that I looked like "an abused housewife the day after." I was fine. It was the first time I went to school without wearing any makeup. FML
Today, I decided to go all-natural and go to work without any makeup on. My boss swore I was on drugs, which I guess had absolutely nothing to do with the completely "random" drug test I had to take later in the day. FML
Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML
Today, my boss commented on the fact that I don't usually wear makeup, then told me it would be much appreciated if I'd change that. FML
Today, I decided to not wear makeup for the first time. My boyfriend asked me if I got punched in the face. FML
Today, my boss's husband came over to our office, and as a by the way comment told our boss my make-up looks good and suits me. The thing is, I've never worn make-up to work, and obviously, he never told his wife, my boss, that she looks good with make-up on. I'm fucked. FML
Today, for the first time, I decided to just be myself at work. My boss thought I was drunk. FML
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Top comments
emmiep1011 7
You got the day off. Don't be mad.
mk58 31
That must mean you usually put a lot of makeup on. Makeup is meant to only enhance your beauty, not create a totally fake beautiful mask.
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Comments (191)
nicky99 0
just don't wear makeup to work anymore, I think sooner or later he'll get it + more days off
skikid 0
you should do that at least once a month on purpose
duburich 0
do it everyday I wish it was that easy. well you aren't getting salary either most likely lol
Late_night83 25
lol! thats awesome. i hope you went with it an enjoyed your day off,maybe did some pampering? haha, sucks to be you!
blondecowgirl 3
nice way to get off
im_awsome 2
just try to wear less each day so it doesn't make that much of a difference I don't usually wear makeup and wen I do it's like eyeliner and mascara the only thing I carry everywhere Is Chapstick lol
bootzilla_fml 0
you must look like hell
Raines38 0
looks like it pays to b ugly
Commander223 9
Lol. SpongeBob thought. "he was so ugly everyone died. The end"
aliengirl2 1
well if u ever want a day off..........