Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend went into great detail over the Tiffany's jewelry he painstakingly selected for his previous girlfriends on their birthday. I got hand towels. In powder blue. From Target. FML
Broke boy
Today, I went to Tiffany's to exchange a bracelet my boyfriend had given me for our year anniversary. It was the first gift that he actually spent money on me for. The sales lady then told me that the bracelet was not a real Tiffany's item. FML
Today, I opened some small cute birthday gifts at my boyfriend's house. As we left to go out, he slipped me a Tiffany box and said he wanted me to open it in private. Flushed and excited, I open it to find a Ziploc bag filled with hair. It was thd mustache I'd been begging him to shave for months. FML
For better, for worse
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML
Take it seriously!
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a beautiful pair of very expensive diamond earrings, along with a card that read, "To my beautiful brown eyed Princess." My ears aren't pierced, and my eyes are green. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd drive me to the jeweler's to pick out a ring. We drove there, I picked the ring, and the sales person rang it up. I glanced at my boyfriend, only for him to reply, "Well don't look at me!" FML
Mixed signals
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML
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Drigr 9
I'm sorry your boyfriend fulled a romantic gesture and you're being a bitch crying about it on FML, OP.
21jason 9
Does price really matter?? At least he got you something
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Comments (249)
I_missed_it 2
The issue isn't how expensive something is. A box from Tiffany's , from a boyfriend , at a dinner date. Someone thought she was getting hitched. And it was stupid to change jewelry into an expensive looking box. It seems like he was trying to dupe her. . .FYL
Pr1ncess22 0
HA
Addictinggg 6
Sounds like my boy :(
jurbul 15
Your boyfriend was thoughtful enough to buy you a gift for no reason?! If only you deserved it.
xoxoboobear 5
You;re such a superficial whiny ****. Your boyf is nice & thoughtful to get you a gift and you're here on fml whining about the gift being cheap? You don't deserve the gift & your boyf.
carbuncle776 12
Ungrateful ...
iHeartRKO 5
How many times would you like to repeat yourself 0-o
Harlequin073 6
Idiots. Both of you but mostly you
my_name_is_earl 9
So who got the original items from the box?
J4C0B 1
I just got my girlfriend a Tiffany infinity necklace. Cost me $210! I'm 17 years old she just turned 16! We have been dating since her 14th birthday! she cried because it was so sweet but then told me I could have givin her nothing but a kiss and she would have been just as happy! That's a true gf! I hope you start to realize what you have before it's gone