Today, I went in to work to check my new schedule for the week. I searched up and down and didn't see my name listed. After talking to my manager, he decided it would be easier to "release" me than remake a new schedule. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was checking my schedule online and noticed that I wasn't scheduled for any shifts next week. Not thinking it was a big deal, I called HR to get it corrected, only to find out I was laid off and they "forgot" to tell me. FML
Today, after not being on the schedule for a week, I checked to see what my next shift was, only to find my employee profile edited to 'disabled' and still no hours or word from any managers. This after weeks of showing up at the drop of a hat when needed for any position. FML
Today, despite the schedule saying I was off, I found out I’m supposed to be working because my boss changed the schedule without my knowledge. FML
Today, I was informed that I was let go from my job for not showing up for a week. A week I'd scheduled off, that management had approved. FML
Today, I went into work to change a shift I was unable to work. I phoned the first person on the employee sheet and they promptly answer by saying, "You still work here? I thought the manager fired you." I was fired last week and have been showing up for shifts without anybody noticing. FML
Today, I arrived at work and was immediately given a disciplinary write-up for being two hours late for my shift. Apparently the manager had changed my schedule that morning and failed to tell me. FML
Today, after taking a much-needed mental health week off from work, I discovered I wasn’t on the schedule this week. Turns out, I was fired. Apparently, my absence made things “inconvenient” for my department, since they had to do double work due to my “selfish” PTO usage. FML
Today, I showed up to work at 6am, only to find out the schedule was changed. I wasn't actually supposed to be there until 9:15. My boss never told me this. I didn't get to go home either, he just said, "Oh well. Get to work." FML
Today, I got my new work schedule. I really need the hours. The boss says he can't give me more because the economy is bad. However, he did find enough hours to hire his son last week. This week? Most of my hours were erased and given to the new employee; his daughter. FML
Today, I was let go from my job for not being able to come into work early. FML
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FFML_314 12
At least he didn't slaughter your family and video tape you masturbating to Shane Dawsons "What's your FML" video.
Bishop181 0
Hey at least you can sleep in tomorrow!
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Comments (59)
unidentified_sta 5
To difficult to remake schedule is just his excuse to not admit he wants you fired
Xavi89 0
sounds like you need to call rev. sharpton.
lirpatastic 0
I've seen this happen at work, he lost his hours first then my manager just left him off the schedule, some managers are reallly the ****** up.
lirpatastic 0
I've seen this happen at work, he lost his hours first then my manager just left him off the schedule, some managers are reallly the ****** up.
ThreeSheetsGone 12
Face it, your ex-manager is a dick, probably because you wouldn't help him with that "special" project he's been working on.
Zmeilerr 22
What a rude way to fire you, you can do better!!
Draminicaus 0
Ok. This was taken from lawyers.com. "In the majority of states, employees not working under an employment contract are deemed to be 'at will.' At-will employees may be terminated for any reason, so long as it's not illegal." So, in your state falls under one of these states, you can't do jack about your job. I'm sorry. My advice is to study into your state's laws and see if there is something you can use to get your job back. If there isn't, don't let it get you down. Just start putting in a fuckton of applications elsewhere.
sk3l370n 0
A week free of work? Better than getting fired I think.
tencentsakiss 19
I'm assuming released means that OP was fired.
ulicksam 0
Are you that dense? He "released" you before the schedule was made so you probably deserve it.
JpasDa1 2
don't fight it cause he will win and he will open hand pimp slap you followed by him proclaiming that you have just been Lawyered!!!!