Today, I went in to work to check my new schedule for the week. I searched up and down and didn't see my name listed. After talking to my manager, he decided it would be easier to "release" me than remake a new schedule. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was checking my schedule online and noticed that I wasn't scheduled for any shifts next week. Not thinking it was a big deal, I called HR to get it corrected, only to find out I was laid off and they "forgot" to tell me. FML
Today, after not being on the schedule for a week, I checked to see what my next shift was, only to find my employee profile edited to 'disabled' and still no hours or word from any managers. This after weeks of showing up at the drop of a hat when needed for any position. FML
Today, despite the schedule saying I was off, I found out I’m supposed to be working because my boss changed the schedule without my knowledge. FML
Today, I was informed that I was let go from my job for not showing up for a week. A week I'd scheduled off, that management had approved. FML
Today, I went into work to change a shift I was unable to work. I phoned the first person on the employee sheet and they promptly answer by saying, "You still work here? I thought the manager fired you." I was fired last week and have been showing up for shifts without anybody noticing. FML
Today, I arrived at work and was immediately given a disciplinary write-up for being two hours late for my shift. Apparently the manager had changed my schedule that morning and failed to tell me. FML
Today, after taking a much-needed mental health week off from work, I discovered I wasn’t on the schedule this week. Turns out, I was fired. Apparently, my absence made things “inconvenient” for my department, since they had to do double work due to my “selfish” PTO usage. FML
Today, I showed up to work at 6am, only to find out the schedule was changed. I wasn't actually supposed to be there until 9:15. My boss never told me this. I didn't get to go home either, he just said, "Oh well. Get to work." FML
Today, I got my new work schedule. I really need the hours. The boss says he can't give me more because the economy is bad. However, he did find enough hours to hire his son last week. This week? Most of my hours were erased and given to the new employee; his daughter. FML
Today, I was let go from my job for not being able to come into work early. FML
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FFML_314 12
At least he didn't slaughter your family and video tape you masturbating to Shane Dawsons "What's your FML" video.
Bishop181 0
Hey at least you can sleep in tomorrow!
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Comments (59)
SamSayzRAWRZ 0
bwahahaha owned ^-^ YDI though.
tencentsakiss 19
Clearly, you are one of the obnoxious people that asks the manager to change your schedule after it's been written almost every week because you can't be bothered to take off in advance. People do this all the time at my work, and eventually they are fired because of it. You really shouldn't have been surprised.
Moshgra 0
1 i live in delaware. a state where they may fire one for no legitimate reason. 2 I worked the same schedule for 5 months due to being in school as well. 3 my boss is a major douche
tencentsakiss 19
Well than FYL if you aren't like that. I have a lot of hatred as you can tell. All my cashiers are High Schoolers who are constantly whining about needing their schedules changed because they forgot to take off a day and got scheduled to work. I'm still a little bitter about all the call outs I had yesterday.
minty1807 9
ouch..
Peachylather 1
You can't "remake a new" schedule. You either make a new schedule or remake the existing schedule. You deserved to get fired if you were working somewhere that required you to have half a brain.
fmvhero 0
way to leave out the details, this reminds me of this girl who I used to work with, who would override prices without consent and would constantly procrastinate and talk crap about me, my coworkers and boss, and complained to the DSM about the manager. She found out about her dismissal the same way.
Pixelfish 0
on it's legal and it sucks it's called "at will employment" means if your boss hates your shoes or haircut or banged you mom and now feels awkward seeing you, he can dismiss you from employment at anytime without reason. when you started you signed this paper most of the time it's the one with the smallest print
MrGordon 9
So your manager fired you?
Charleezee 0
This isent legal at all it is in managment job discription to redo n e changes on the schedule n to let employees know that go to the labor board dude it's ur best bet
bpayne1983 0
I would go home call corporate and lawyer you just in a way recieved a very very hefty check
rubyliu8420 7
I'm pretty sure that's illegal.