Today, I went for a drive with my boyfriend and his dad. His dad was kind enough to point out at every opportunity girls "that would be better for him than me." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend. When his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and I thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away, I heard her say, "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better." FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend that she's too good for me, then asking if she really wants to settle for someone like me. FML
Today, my boyfriend's car broke down on the way to the gym, so he called his dad to give us a ride. On the way, his dad talked about how much he hates me and our relationship, as if I wasn’t sitting in the back seat directly behind them. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. My dad took one look at him, sighed and said, "You deserve someone better. Someone who is responsible, and has their priorities straight in life." Beyond upset, I told my dad that I love him. My dad disgruntledly responded, "I was talking to him." FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he finds his car more attractive than me. FML
Today, after a discussion, my boyfriend said, "I think it's time you found somebody better." After I gave him a look, he continued, "For me." FML
Today, my dad was driving me home and was angrily explaining how my boyfriend was a bad influence and that he was hanging out with the wrong crowd. After finally convincing him to give him another chance, we stopped at a traffic light just in time to see my boyfriend being chased by police. FML
Today, I drove my two kids to their friends' houses. In my convertible, looking what I though was my best, I slowed down outside a bar with cute 20 year old girls in front. My daughter noticed the speed reduction and said, "Keep driving dad, you're fat and mom left you for a reason." FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
You ought to pipe up that, unlike the other girls, you have ño gag reflex. That'll shut Dad up.
ninjasaurous 0
Poor grammar had confused me in this FML.
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Comments (34)
daddyslilswimmer 0
My ex boyfriends mom did that but you don't see me bitchin about it do u.. I mean does it really matter what they say because your not dating the parent your dating the son/daughter and if the parents don't like it well itsnot like they can 100% change your boyfriend/girlfriends mind and if your bf
caybree 0
Well seeing as he's your ex boyfriend...
daddyslilswimmer 0
Continue of las comment /gf really loves you they won't care about the other people and they will want u
Stupidpeopleanno 5
#7 I thought of that Drake song when you said "show him why your the best he ever had". :D
ballwiz23 0
Terrible use of quotation marks. I'm sure he didn't say those words
nicole1784 0
did he stand up for you? and were the girls pretty? did your boyfriend apologize?
lollovelife0304 3
I guess he really dislikes you...
The_9th_Doctor 18
should have opened his door and pushed him out
BShek 12
He's trying to be defensive. It's probably coming across wrong, but he's maybe trying to protect you from him by trying to make him move on. Obviously dreadful methods but I reckon his heart is in the right place.
Dragon_Queen 11
What a dick.