Today, I went down on the girl of my dreams. While I was down there, I started to put on a condom. As I came back up to start having sex, she told me she couldn't cheat on her boyfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Today, I went down on my boyfriend while he was drunk, and he told me to get protection from his bedroom. I came back, he was passed out on the couch. His parents then came into the room after hearing noises. I was sitting there naked holding a condom while he was fast asleep. FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl. After we finish, she tells me she already has a boyfriend, and that his penis is larger than mine. FML
Today, I finally hooked up with the girl of my dreams. We went back to her place, and I explored every inch of her body; luscious lips, hourglass curves, genital warts... The worst part was when she got angry when I refused to continue, shouting, "No wonder you're still a virgin!" FML
Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate, and I gave her a condom to put on me. She tried to open it with her teeth, but ripped it. That was my only condom. I'm now sitting here watching a soap opera with a boner. FML
Today, I finally got intimate with my girlfriend, the girl of my dreams. I undressed and, ready to step in bed with her, I see her staring at 'it'. Which was quickly followed by laughter. FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl I really like for the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response, "Lucky you." FML
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Steffi3 40
Because obviously going down on someone doesn't count as cheating. Wait...
selfsabotage 4
Wonder how her boyfriend would feel about his girlfriends "loyalty". Sucks to be you dude but if this is the girl of your dreams I would think you know enough about her to know she had a boyfriend.
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Comments (198)
bfrishcosy31 6
And girls wonder why they get raped
Kitsi 14
you don't get to violate and RAPE someone because of blue balls, asshole. The only reason for rape is the disgusting vile animal who commits the rape. The end. it doesn't matter if you are already balls deep..if she says she's done, she is ******* done. IT is HER body, not the man's by default because he has a dick. Grow up...
marramrammar 2
In that case tell her to return the favor, so that she won't feel guilty of cheating!
djbeach99 2
That really sucks but hey let's just be glad you weren't the guy she "wasn't" cheating on.
worldclassrager 41
Well maybe you can snag her later...
pete9913 23
Well at least you got to go down on her. That's better than just hoping forever
brokenperfectnes 15
Then she shouldn't have done that. You deserve better OP!
Jake_mcelroy1 5
What bitch
NodakN8V 25
Seems legit almost like saying "it was in a different zip code so it's not cheating" I don't think a public toilet should be the one of your dreams. Keep it moving OP.
eRapper69 10
Technically she already cheated. She just didn't wanna ****. That blows bro
dabomb0513 10
Blackmail.