Today, I went down on the girl of my dreams. While I was down there, I started to put on a condom. As I came back up to start having sex, she told me she couldn't cheat on her boyfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Today, I went down on my boyfriend while he was drunk, and he told me to get protection from his bedroom. I came back, he was passed out on the couch. His parents then came into the room after hearing noises. I was sitting there naked holding a condom while he was fast asleep. FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl. After we finish, she tells me she already has a boyfriend, and that his penis is larger than mine. FML
Today, I finally hooked up with the girl of my dreams. We went back to her place, and I explored every inch of her body; luscious lips, hourglass curves, genital warts... The worst part was when she got angry when I refused to continue, shouting, "No wonder you're still a virgin!" FML
Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate, and I gave her a condom to put on me. She tried to open it with her teeth, but ripped it. That was my only condom. I'm now sitting here watching a soap opera with a boner. FML
Today, I finally got intimate with my girlfriend, the girl of my dreams. I undressed and, ready to step in bed with her, I see her staring at 'it'. Which was quickly followed by laughter. FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl I really like for the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response, "Lucky you." FML
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Top comments
Steffi3 40
Because obviously going down on someone doesn't count as cheating. Wait...
selfsabotage 4
Wonder how her boyfriend would feel about his girlfriends "loyalty". Sucks to be you dude but if this is the girl of your dreams I would think you know enough about her to know she had a boyfriend.
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Comments (198)
GuiLD15 7
At least she let you get that far man. She coupd have been thinking about it. but so much more disappointing.
zeusnz 1
too late bitch
icepick23 12
That's awesome! So, her only rule is that you can't put it in? Enjoy what she is giving you!
smartjaguargurl 17
How is it that you didn't ask her if she was single before getting with her?
Demoniq 25
I doubt the kind of person / people who would engage in sexual behaviour with someone they clearly don't know too well, bother to verify one another's relationship status.
anthony99 14
Too late, she already did
BrinaGreis 3
she already did cheat. what a stupid hoe.
MomentoMori 23
Wow, such low standards on her part. I'm sorry. You can do better than her. Good luck.
thatghostdude 9
You should've replied, "yes you can."
MaggieLeigh 5
I think it's a little too late to say she doesn't want to cheat... What was she thinking? Sorry tht happened bro.
Daydreamer4466 6
She sounds like a real keeper