Today, I went down on the girl of my dreams. While I was down there, I started to put on a condom. As I came back up to start having sex, she told me she couldn't cheat on her boyfriend. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Today, I went down on my boyfriend while he was drunk, and he told me to get protection from his bedroom. I came back, he was passed out on the couch. His parents then came into the room after hearing noises. I was sitting there naked holding a condom while he was fast asleep. FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl. After we finish, she tells me she already has a boyfriend, and that his penis is larger than mine. FML
Today, I finally hooked up with the girl of my dreams. We went back to her place, and I explored every inch of her body; luscious lips, hourglass curves, genital warts... The worst part was when she got angry when I refused to continue, shouting, "No wonder you're still a virgin!" FML
Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate, and I gave her a condom to put on me. She tried to open it with her teeth, but ripped it. That was my only condom. I'm now sitting here watching a soap opera with a boner. FML
Today, I finally got intimate with my girlfriend, the girl of my dreams. I undressed and, ready to step in bed with her, I see her staring at 'it'. Which was quickly followed by laughter. FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl I really like for the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response, "Lucky you." FML
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Steffi3 40
Because obviously going down on someone doesn't count as cheating. Wait...
selfsabotage 4
Wonder how her boyfriend would feel about his girlfriends "loyalty". Sucks to be you dude but if this is the girl of your dreams I would think you know enough about her to know she had a boyfriend.
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Comments (198)
XxxPineapplexxX 1
Put it in her butt... If eating ain't cheating then neither is anal
smokecloud_ 37
Bahaha xD My butt clenched reading that.
Ksweety_fml 27
Obviously she cheating on her boyfriend if she messing around with you, and you went down on her. Find someone else Op!!!...
kelemen 2
You should ask her boyfriend how your breath smells
worthlessACfan 11
she shouldn't cheat on her boyfriend, she did the right thing ~.~
GallifreyanJinx 6
oral sex isn't sex now?
ea247 20
WTF!!! O.o
Inuyasha843 12
All I was say if u had a smart phone take pics and bad mail her if your an asshole if not good luck on your hunt for a real gf
ahh_rats 15
Shame, your life sucks
mylast 6
lol #58 I'm hoping that was sarcasm, he said he ate her out, obviously she cheated. Her suddenly having a conscious was just an excuse for her lazy ass not wanting to ride that poor boy. I apologize Op from women everywhere she screwed up but if your going give, she needs to get over it and give back regardless if she is seeing someone or not. Don't start something that you can't finish. I'm just saying.
JLDork 11
why does this logic only exist with women? if a girl gives a guy a ******* and expects anything in return, SHE'S being selfish. logic these days.
Goblin182 27
I have never gotten a ******* and not offered to reciprocate for the woman.
mzbower 2
So ummm I said what you said dude WHAT THE **** I re read about 3times and I still feel stuck hahahahahahaha
elizacandle 29
I respect her right to say no at any point...but to think that she doesn't consider oral sex as cheating? wtf? THIS is why we have to rid the world of thinking that other types of sex (oral, anal, heavy foreplay , fingering etc) are also expressions of sex.