Today, I went camping. My tent is flooded, a raccoon ate all my food, I lost the anchor to my boat which as a result is now across the lake. Three more days. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend and I went boating. In the middle of the lake, we decided to jump in. We put our valuables in the boat and jumped in. When I tried to get back in the boat, it flipped over, and our cellphones, along with my car keys, are at the bottom of the lake. FML
Today, my friends and I went camping. In the middle of the night, they carried me deep into the forest and left me there. I stepped on a beehive as I walked back to the tent. FML
Today, I went fishing. Not only did I lose the fish, I lost the entire rod. FML
Today, I was backpacking, and I was in a tent. It had rained all day and finally, I was dry. I settled down in my slightly damp sleeping bag. I woke up halfway through the night with a frog on my face and my feet in freezing cold water. Our tent had drifted into a frog pond. FML
Today, I went camping with my husband. We drove 11 hours to his favourite site before he remembered he didn't put the tent in the car. FML
Today, I was kayaking with my family for my birthday when we tipped over while going down a rocky cascade. My husband badly cut up his arm, and my car keys and my phone both went for a swim and never returned. Great birthday. FML
Today, it's day two of my family's camping trip. Despite the weather, bugs, and portapotties, we were doing okay, until the can opener broke. My husband is stubbornly insisting that we live off cereal and peanut butter for another five days. FML
Today, I was walking my dog through a park with a lake. My dog was swimming in said lake, and then appeared to be having trouble keeping his head up. I put my phone and keys on the ground and waded to my dog. He was fine, but I turned around in time to see someone run off with my stuff. FML
Today, I haven’t been camping since I was a kid. I decided to give it another shot. I bought all the best equipment, researched all the great locations, planned a whole weekend. Turns out I still fucking hate camping and now I’m out over $400. FML
Today, I went on a relaxing nature hike to de-stress. I got lost for hours, encountered a bear, and had to play dead, only for the bear to steal my sandwich then sit there for hours before finally leaving. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
MtnDew32 0
Look on the bright side...you got internet access! **** everything else!
KennKenn 0
Should call for help instead of posting this.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (158)
ban_anaa 0
Nature:1 You:0 FYL.
RandomPotato 0
I think it would be "Nature: 3 You: 0."
emdee_7 0
Omg. if I see another "why are you on FML when you could be getting someone to save your life?" Most of you guys read FML DAILY. what do they all have in common? That they ALL start with "TODAY ,". That doesn't mean it happened >today< it means that's how ALL FMLS START !!!!!
sxe_beast 11
But "three more days" is indicative of it being in the present like as in he's still experiencing this?!?!?!?!
ambowew 7
Omg, emdee, shut the **** up. You're obviously new to FML if you can't even tell the difference between a serious poster and a ******* troll. Go out and get a root, if you're that angsty.
blondebrunette11 4
seriosly, shut up...u can erase the "today" when u post fmls
DocBastard 40
Alan, why do you always kill inane arguments so quickly? At least let them expose their ignorance a little bit more! Pwease??!
illneedasaviour 0
31: Right, and I suppose people write "FML" at the end just for the heck of it.
smeesha 4
aaaaand thank you for pointing out exactly what I was thinking!
CareFace 16
Yet, if YOU read it, the FML exclaims "3 more days to go".
taurus27 0
well if you have Internet, it can't ******* be that bad -.-
tayybayybayyyy 4
oh i'm sure the OP was thinking "no food. no shelter. oh but it's okay we have Internet." think next time.
mismonroe 0
And you don't have a vehicle to go get more food...?
mismonroe 0
Guess I'm the only fatty worried about the food situation.
gogreen626 3
camping. you're not doing it right.
valdancer99 0
lmai
F0xyTurtle 8
you have Internet access. why don't you use it to get help rather than posting your problems on FML?
ThorneCrossed 9
camping is awful, I leave that shit to animals that aren't smart enough to make house like us, (most of them)
effarve 2
best get to swimming son!
rhpsfan9 10
I wouldn't wait three days; I'd get some help asap.
rogerusmc23 0
your hott.
finalyearsofhate 22
you're not a very good camper. I'd stick to a different hobby/vacation plan if I were you.