Today, I went camping. My tent is flooded, a raccoon ate all my food, I lost the anchor to my boat which as a result is now across the lake. Three more days. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend and I went boating. In the middle of the lake, we decided to jump in. We put our valuables in the boat and jumped in. When I tried to get back in the boat, it flipped over, and our cellphones, along with my car keys, are at the bottom of the lake. FML
Today, my friends and I went camping. In the middle of the night, they carried me deep into the forest and left me there. I stepped on a beehive as I walked back to the tent. FML
Today, I went fishing. Not only did I lose the fish, I lost the entire rod. FML
Today, I was backpacking, and I was in a tent. It had rained all day and finally, I was dry. I settled down in my slightly damp sleeping bag. I woke up halfway through the night with a frog on my face and my feet in freezing cold water. Our tent had drifted into a frog pond. FML
Today, I went camping with my husband. We drove 11 hours to his favourite site before he remembered he didn't put the tent in the car. FML
Today, I was kayaking with my family for my birthday when we tipped over while going down a rocky cascade. My husband badly cut up his arm, and my car keys and my phone both went for a swim and never returned. Great birthday. FML
Today, it's day two of my family's camping trip. Despite the weather, bugs, and portapotties, we were doing okay, until the can opener broke. My husband is stubbornly insisting that we live off cereal and peanut butter for another five days. FML
Today, I was walking my dog through a park with a lake. My dog was swimming in said lake, and then appeared to be having trouble keeping his head up. I put my phone and keys on the ground and waded to my dog. He was fine, but I turned around in time to see someone run off with my stuff. FML
Today, I haven’t been camping since I was a kid. I decided to give it another shot. I bought all the best equipment, researched all the great locations, planned a whole weekend. Turns out I still fucking hate camping and now I’m out over $400. FML
Today, I went on a relaxing nature hike to de-stress. I got lost for hours, encountered a bear, and had to play dead, only for the bear to steal my sandwich then sit there for hours before finally leaving. FML
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MtnDew32 0
Look on the bright side...you got internet access! **** everything else!
KennKenn 0
Should call for help instead of posting this.
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Comments (158)
ItzEka 0
can u not swim?? yeahhh FYL
ImmaCIAhole 2
damn! hope you make it out alive!!
UniquelyMine 0
and you're on fml? seriously?
SmittyJA24 26
I've never had a camping trip THAT bad ... but I have found the better caping spots are called Holiday Inn, Best Western, Hilton, Mariott, Quality Inn....
b1krd00d 3
Dude, you need to learn how to camp, if you put up you tent properly in a proper location it will not flood, If you knew how to camp and keep your food, a raccoon would not have eaten it nor would a bear be able to, and lastly if your boat requires an anchor learn how to tie knots but if it has a motor you not camping, you are lounging with a tent.
rjhoward16 0
how did you lose an anchor?!?!?!?
RedPillSucks 33
The knot came undone. The anchor is at the bottom of the lake.
rjhoward16 0
oh
NYkid2K8 5
Glad youre having a nice trip, i hope youre taking lots of pictures!
thatnucca 36
Now, let the real camping begin... Not the 2011 version...
perdix 31
OK, we get it. If you want to just sit on the couch and play video games for days on end, you now have permission to do so. Not everyone belongs in the Great Outdoors. Letting idiots like you into the wilderness will just make it less Great.
jsgunner420 0
ydi. You should not go camping, with a boat no less, if you don't know how to secure a boat anchor and secure your food from wildlife.