Today, I went camping. My tent is flooded, a raccoon ate all my food, I lost the anchor to my boat which as a result is now across the lake. Three more days. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend and I went boating. In the middle of the lake, we decided to jump in. We put our valuables in the boat and jumped in. When I tried to get back in the boat, it flipped over, and our cellphones, along with my car keys, are at the bottom of the lake. FML
Today, my friends and I went camping. In the middle of the night, they carried me deep into the forest and left me there. I stepped on a beehive as I walked back to the tent. FML
Today, I went fishing. Not only did I lose the fish, I lost the entire rod. FML
Today, I was backpacking, and I was in a tent. It had rained all day and finally, I was dry. I settled down in my slightly damp sleeping bag. I woke up halfway through the night with a frog on my face and my feet in freezing cold water. Our tent had drifted into a frog pond. FML
Today, I went camping with my husband. We drove 11 hours to his favourite site before he remembered he didn't put the tent in the car. FML
Today, I was kayaking with my family for my birthday when we tipped over while going down a rocky cascade. My husband badly cut up his arm, and my car keys and my phone both went for a swim and never returned. Great birthday. FML
Today, it's day two of my family's camping trip. Despite the weather, bugs, and portapotties, we were doing okay, until the can opener broke. My husband is stubbornly insisting that we live off cereal and peanut butter for another five days. FML
Today, I was walking my dog through a park with a lake. My dog was swimming in said lake, and then appeared to be having trouble keeping his head up. I put my phone and keys on the ground and waded to my dog. He was fine, but I turned around in time to see someone run off with my stuff. FML
Today, I haven’t been camping since I was a kid. I decided to give it another shot. I bought all the best equipment, researched all the great locations, planned a whole weekend. Turns out I still fucking hate camping and now I’m out over $400. FML
Today, I went on a relaxing nature hike to de-stress. I got lost for hours, encountered a bear, and had to play dead, only for the bear to steal my sandwich then sit there for hours before finally leaving. FML
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Top comments
MtnDew32 0
Look on the bright side...you got internet access! **** everything else!
KennKenn 0
Should call for help instead of posting this.
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Comments (158)
shakespearelove 6
dude, really ? why dont you just leave ? and plus, how in hell do you have internet if you're camping ? if you have no food, you tent is flooded, and your boat is all the way across the river, then stop sitting around and just leave .
Futacy 30
Or he could just use it to order a pizza
gymnastqt13 0
yet you have Internet access? and you decide to post on FML instead of calling for help?
kristylew03 1
Seriously, why do such a large number of people seem to think that posting on fml means they didn't call for help? You can access fml on a smartphone, some people bring their phones camping in case of emergency. OP prob called for help first and is waiting but there isn't room in the post to spell that out. Lastly, if everyone didn't bother posting to fml once they've taken steps to fix the issue, there would be no stories to read.
epic13 12
how the hell do you lose an anchor?
DMBTimCA 0
you're really bad at camping
lemonsquid 6
die there. it will be a fun time. let the raccoons eat you...
padlockd 9
Sucks for you, but you really need to get your present and past tenses straight. Please.
frecklefacee 6
at least you have internet....
chancehorsegal 0
yet somehow you have Internet and/or cell phone bars?
carlosestrada1 4
quit already
Thomato_fml 0
Time to bring out your inner Bear Grylls!