Today, I watched Paranormal Activity, which is known to be "the scariest film ever." After the film, I went to brush my teeth and out of the corner of my eye I saw the bathroom door closing by itself. I jumped out of my skin and stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush. It was just my dog. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML
Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML
Today, I couldn't sleep. I had to pee really badly but I'm terrified of the dark, so I closed my eyes all the way to the bathroom. On the way, I tripped over my dog and fell face-first into the door frame. He then humped me as my nose bled all over the floor. FML
Today, I was watching a horror movie with my girlfriend. Suddenly, the killer jumped on screen. My girlfriend screamed. I pissed myself. FML
Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML
Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kicked it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML
Today, before I went to bed, I watched a terrifying movie with zombies. I woke up with a headache, a bloody nose, and my mom standing over me frantically asking me what was wrong. Apparently I had been "fighting the zombies off" in my sleep and had been punching myself in the face. FML
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML
Today, I saw the pumpkin I had put out for Halloween was starting to get mushy. I went to put it in a trash bag when it slipped out of my hands and burst over my knee. My dog heard the noise, ran into the kitchen and attacked me out of panic. FML
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dangit714 0
That movie wasn't scary. It's just 5 minutes of two people sleeping on a camera, then the frickin' door moves. It was a waste of my time to see and obviously the worst horror movie I have seen so far. YDI for being a god damn pussy.
Lucky2u 0
known to be the scariest movie ever? that movie was worse than the Blair witch project. complete trash and ydi for being scared of it.
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Comments (167)
TheChelseaSays 34
Scariest film ever? Please.....
daniellekimberly 23
Wow! It actually scared you? Oh well, not everyone's a horror movie person. And some people get all jittery after horror movies no matter how scary. So I guess it's understandable. My only recommendation? Don't watch Paranormal Activity 3, as it's the scariest in the series. Or as I call it the only one they got remotely right.
swampbaby985 30
If you think that's the scariest movie I advise you NOT to watch The Exorcist.
Anaz676 14
And THAT'S why you don't get a stupid dog
LunaCrimson 10
That movie was terrible.
leviackerman_fml 7
Scariest movie ever? Really... Paranormal activity is on the same level as the scary movies franchise....
gigiskye 20
Since when was this seen as the scariest movie ever?!? Never. Not even scary , whatsoever
HermioneEverdeen 7
"The scariest film ever"? You're a pussy
tanman230 10
I'm positive you are the only person who has said that it's "the scariest movie ever"
TaniksHunter 8
I don't handle gore/horror well at all and Paranormal Activity made me laugh... Definitely not scary, dude!