Today, I was yelled at by a customer because I wouldn't give her a new iPhone 5 for free to replace her broken Nokia, which she threw out the window in "blind rage". I felt awful having to thank her for calling. Sadly, this is a daily event. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while working at a cell phone store, I helped an older woman learn how to use her newly updated phone. After trying to help her for over 20 minutes, she threatened to throw her phone at my head. FML
Today, I was chewed out by a lady who claimed the laptop she bought wouldn't turn on, and that she wanted a refund. She yelled and shoved the laptop at me, not even listening when I told her I didn't even work at that store. FML
Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML
Today, I stood in line for one hour to get a new phone. It then took me 2 minutes to drop it and shatter the screen, and 2 seconds for the employee to look at, laugh, and tell me, "That Sucks." FML
Today, I got yelled at for providing horrible customer service, in a store I don't even work for. FML
Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML
Today, while walking to work, I accidentally dropped my $400 cell phone on the sidewalk. The screen shattered into a million pieces. A woman passing by looked at the ruined phone and said, "Now that's what you call a dropped call!" She laughed and kept walking. FML
Today, I sold my old iPhone 14… or at least I tried. I met the customer and she said, “Gee thanks!” and walked away with it. When I asked for the money, she said, “Suck my dick!” and took off running. I'm too out of shape to catch her and phoneless until I can come up with the remaining $200 to pay for my new iPhone. FML
Today, my history teacher confiscated my iPhone. She dropped it on the way back to her desk, and I now have a shattered iPhone screen to fix. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
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Top comments
airforce987 20
I'm confused... Why would she need a new phone? Her Nokia should be fine...
galt 13
What a crazy bitch
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Comments (111)
ThatGenericGuy 6
Silly OP, Nokias don't break
gimmicksz 9
Crazy people just want free stuff, my bf works at radioshack n had a guy call him a jackass because he wouldnt replace a phone that he broke with no warranty
taybay23 13
How in the hell did she break a NOKIA!? I didn't even know that was possible.
crispyjello69 19
Sounds like my job. I got cursed out by a customer one time because their child took a shit on their cable box, and I refused to go have a technician go clean it for her. People are nuts!
hunterhoyt44 5
A broken Nokia? That's unheard of..
LAPDQUOTE 8
You people are awesome for being so understanding and funny, cheers me up to see all your comments :) To be honest I love being yelled at daily, it's hilarious. Don't forget that when you're calling a call center we often mute our self en whilst you are talking to me I make fun of you with my colleague. That's what keeps me going everyday having REALLY sarcastic colleagues by your side. It's the fun people that makes a costumer look silly.
monstababe92 6
what is a brokin nokia? they are indestructable!
tehdarkness 21
Customer service is the worst... I feel ya.
Nardimous 3
she is clearly lying u can't just break a Nokia
dnvrdty 6
Even if it was an iPhone 5 that she threw out the window, she wouldn't be entitled to a replacement because of her stupidity.