Today, I was wrestling in a tournament. I was in the finals about to win when the kid threw up on me. They thought I'd hit him in the stomach hard enough to make him throw up, so they disqualified me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, and for a few days, I've been sick, vomiting, with fever from a stomach bug. I was in the middle of a figure skating competition when it happened. I had just won and was gearing up for day two. I also just lost a best friend after they asked me to throw the competition and I declined. FML
Today, my swim coach had me swim a 400 meter freestyle. Feeling a little sick near the end, I lifted my head to breathe, then burped, and threw up violently all in the pool. All my team mates screamed horrified running out of the pool, and now they have to drain it. I was told not to come back. FML
Today, I entered a hotdog eating contest. I made it up to two, threw up on the rest of them, and fell over. FML
Today, I had to take an oral examination. I made it to the last part of the exam, then violently threw up in the middle of my answer. FML
Today, I was sick and had soccer trials on the same day. At the soccer trials, the coach called me over and told me I was doing really good and to keep it up. I said thanks and vomited on him. FML
Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML
Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML
Today, I got kneed in the stomach by a sixth grader. I couldn't breathe. I have a black belt in Taekwondo. FML
Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML
Today, my 3 year-old son projectile vomited on me. I was covered head to toe in blue Gatorade vomit. FML
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Top comments
lex1459 38
I would probably just tell everyone that I won anyway.
tylercarolinex 21
not your fault he can't handle it!
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Comments (58)
fantasyworld 39
A parent had to have been recording the match.
sealealy 6
tough to see what did or didn't happen without multiple camera angles, and even then because of the nature of wrestling it could be impossible to tell what happened.
JHPugh 19
Dude. That's not cool. That happened to me, but we film all of our matches. , so I got back in
Kramer1998 20
Same happened to my friend minus the importance of the match, he proceeded to beat the shit out of the kid because he knew he had flu and probably shouldn't be wrestling,
FitFriday 32
Maybe he shouldn't have starved/dehydrated himself to make weight (assuming he did)
Clevelandians 17
Maybe you didn't notice hitting him in the stomach. Maybe. Who knows. None of us do. Nor will we ever. ****. My head hurts.
Atowns40 18
Idk how you could have "hit" him hard enough to make him puke. Its wrestling, you dont hit people. Only time you would hit someone in the stomach would be on some sort of takedown and it would be your shoulder or something.
mcyd 3
they normally record matches why wasn't it challenged?
sealealy 6
where the heck do you live where recording wrestling matches is customary? We get no funding.
andrewwholocked 9
I was almost the one throwing up once.
jonoLFC 6
That's not real wrastling!! :)
False_Stupidity 42
This should have been challenged, there's no way someone would not have been recording the match somehow, even on a phone. We need a follow up to know if you wimped out and accepted the disqualification or stood up for your rights.