Today, I was working in costume at a recreation of a Confederation-era town. I had to convince a visitor that it's not, in fact, an Amish village, and we do actually leave after five. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, one of my coworkers called to remind me about the annual costume day at work this morning. I dressed as Pocahontas. There is no annual costume day. I was fired for dressing inappropriately in front of customers. FML
Today, I went back to work after a vacation, only to find out I'll soon be forced to dress up as one of the princesses from Frozen to promote our store. FML
Today, I walked into our office and everyone started laughing. It turns out that I'd been the only one not in on the joke to come in dressed as a character from our favorite TV show. However, I'd dressed in normal work clothes. I’m the boss. FML
Today, I was all set to attend my first renaissance faire ever. I took forever customizing the perfect costume and I couldn’t wait. My boyfriend on the other hand was pissed that it was too revealing, so he left me standing at the front gate, refused to give me my ticket, and went in without me. FML
Today, I showed up to a meeting without my pants and had to pretend it was part of my outfit. FML
Today, students were permitted to wear costumes at my school, but only about half of us did. In 4th period a guy asked me, "What are you supposed to be?" I wasn’t wearing a costume. FML
Today, I had to walk through an extremely crowded pub wearing a dorky prisoner outfit to get to a dress-up party at the back. When we got there, I soon realised it wasn't fancy dress, but just black-and-white themed. FML
Today, at a science-fiction convention, a woman came up to me and told me that my white face paint was a mess, my contacts looked cheap, and my costume was an all-round failure. I wasn't wearing a costume, I'm an albino. FML
Today, I went to a friend's party, only to realize I was in the wrong apartment, after getting the address confused. Instead of awkwardly leaving, I stayed for a bit and pretended I was someone’s cousin. I was oddly suspicious that no one noticed me mingling, but then it turned out to be a shady MLM recruitment party for a leggings company. FML
Today, I was pretending to be a veteran for the US Navy at a local outlet, because I was desperate for cheap stuff. All was going well, until an actual vet pointed out that the ship I had on my naval hat was a fictitious one. Shit. FML
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x_KL_x 7
GET OFF THE INTERNET! oh... your not Amish... my bad.
Gigglebear 9
Sounds like you did an awesome job then!
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Comments (69)
modernbenoni 8
What happened to never breaking character?!
TheMadScientist 13
Clever little bugger!
PapSmearNinja 4
NEVER BREAK CHARACTER!!!
starwind3438 9
We don't fight we all play nice living in an Amish paradise.
1911_Angel 0
READ the sign! ....DON'T TALK TO STUPID PEOPLE!
jassi101 5
isn't there a south park episode about something like this?? lol
hebron77 0
That's not that bad.
Amrel 10
Kinda like south park?
madac 4
After reading some of these comments, I think it's sad how few people realise that the Confederation Era was 1781-1787, long before the American Civil War (80 years).
austinroberts23 0
They should have tipped you. Sounds like you did a good job