Today, I was working at a donation center. I was having a really rough day, so my fiancée dropped me off some cookies. At the end of my shift, the manager told me I couldn't take them home because they were donated and therefore they were "company property." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss found out that my girlfriend dumped me. He asked if that meant she would no longer bring her delicious homemade cookies to the office. When I said yes, he fired me on the spot. FML
Today, I got told I was a bitch because I wouldn’t let a homeless man dig through my dumpster at work, even though he was hungry. We don’t even sell food. I work at a sex store. FML
Today, I went into work. After three years of working 55 hours a week, they fired me by putting the contents of my locker at the front door, with a note that said "If not picked up by 10:00 am stuff will be donated." I work the night shift. I just lost three sweaters, two pairs of shoes, $60, and my job. FML
Today, when I went to work, my nice coworker gave me a gift basket. And cookies. I had to tell him that I caught his kid keying my car last night. FML
Today, I went with my sister to her company Christmas party. They had a gift raffle, my number was called and I won $25 for a local restaurant. A few moments later, the manager came over and said, "You don't work here? You can't have that" and took it from me. FML
Today, I was at my work. To urge people to be generous, I paid my friends to put 15 bucks in the tip jar while saying how great I was. He did this about ten times throughout the day. Turns out, us employees don't get to keep the tips. FML
Today, my coworker had been distraught over not being able to keep his dog after his divorce, so trying to be sweet, I'd ordered a specially-made stuffy that looked like it. I put it on his desk with a note and cookies. He thought I was mocking him and threw the plate at me. FML
Today, I started my first day at work, I've been unemployed for a while and am in college, so naturally I have no money. At the end of my shift, I ask what we do with the extra bread, and they tell me to throw it away. Being poor and hungry, I decide to take the bread home. I got fired for stealing. FML
Today, after 3 years of hard work, very little vacation and no raises, our boss got us a crappy box of drug store cookies as an employee appreciation gift. Which he ended up eating. FML
Today, I worked security by myself in an office, which meant I had to eat at the desk and wasn't allowed to leave. I got written up for my husband dropping off my lunch. FML
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Mightyrif 23
You'd think people that work in donation centers would be nicer than that. FML OP
Weiss_Schnee 14
You're working at a donation centre, therefore you volunteer, right? Well if that's the case you have nothing to lose by telling him to stick it and walking out.
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Comments (72)
soulreaper12296 28
Tell him they were donated to you, not the company.
TheTrainKid 20
You can have some internet cookies!
Corneliapresent 13
It was a nice thing what your fiancée did for you, I hope she had some cookies left at home
bingalingading 12
OP here. Yeah it definitely put even more of a damper on my day. But when I got home I told my fiancee what happened and she said with a stern face "You are getting cookies!" then she baked me another batch. So in a way it ended on a good note!
soullyfe 33
Lmao. Your fiancé was determined to make sure you had cookies. She's a keeper!
Zebediabolical 45
She made more cookies? If you don't marry her, I WILL!
Shmatterhorn 38
A good end for a downer of a day. Your fiancé is the best.
uchihadesendent 14
Your Fiance is awesome said made you cookies because you had a bad day and you got them taken away and she still made you cookies she's a keeper op and she cares about you too.
Gillett 23
Still should've nut checked that bastard!
pandalover69 26
You should of said my fiancé donated them to ME but you can have some. Your boss sounds like an ass. If he/she really wanted a cookie so bad then they should have asked.
Rababco 29
Your fiancée sounds awesome.
Shmatterhorn 38
Tell the manager to get out a tax form and get the full value of said cookies for a tax write-off. Or else, bring your own damn cookies the next time.
Gillett 23
MAAAAAANNNNN, **** your boss. That's yours, your bitch ass manager just wants to take them home.
Bethani420 5
the words "f*ck off" come to mind. ass holes.
laden_swallow09 35
Quick! Eat them all!!
TheBlissOfBoss 10
That Bastard how dare he steal your cookies!!! LIKE A BOSS!!! -JacksQueen
lildiva7620 18
forget that I would've took those cookies and dared them to try and stop me?