Today, I was working at a donation center. I was having a really rough day, so my fiancée dropped me off some cookies. At the end of my shift, the manager told me I couldn't take them home because they were donated and therefore they were "company property." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss found out that my girlfriend dumped me. He asked if that meant she would no longer bring her delicious homemade cookies to the office. When I said yes, he fired me on the spot. FML
Today, I got told I was a bitch because I wouldn’t let a homeless man dig through my dumpster at work, even though he was hungry. We don’t even sell food. I work at a sex store. FML
Today, I went into work. After three years of working 55 hours a week, they fired me by putting the contents of my locker at the front door, with a note that said "If not picked up by 10:00 am stuff will be donated." I work the night shift. I just lost three sweaters, two pairs of shoes, $60, and my job. FML
Today, when I went to work, my nice coworker gave me a gift basket. And cookies. I had to tell him that I caught his kid keying my car last night. FML
Today, I went with my sister to her company Christmas party. They had a gift raffle, my number was called and I won $25 for a local restaurant. A few moments later, the manager came over and said, "You don't work here? You can't have that" and took it from me. FML
Today, I was at my work. To urge people to be generous, I paid my friends to put 15 bucks in the tip jar while saying how great I was. He did this about ten times throughout the day. Turns out, us employees don't get to keep the tips. FML
Today, my coworker had been distraught over not being able to keep his dog after his divorce, so trying to be sweet, I'd ordered a specially-made stuffy that looked like it. I put it on his desk with a note and cookies. He thought I was mocking him and threw the plate at me. FML
Today, I started my first day at work, I've been unemployed for a while and am in college, so naturally I have no money. At the end of my shift, I ask what we do with the extra bread, and they tell me to throw it away. Being poor and hungry, I decide to take the bread home. I got fired for stealing. FML
Today, after 3 years of hard work, very little vacation and no raises, our boss got us a crappy box of drug store cookies as an employee appreciation gift. Which he ended up eating. FML
Today, I worked security by myself in an office, which meant I had to eat at the desk and wasn't allowed to leave. I got written up for my husband dropping off my lunch. FML
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Mightyrif 23
You'd think people that work in donation centers would be nicer than that. FML OP
Weiss_Schnee 14
You're working at a donation centre, therefore you volunteer, right? Well if that's the case you have nothing to lose by telling him to stick it and walking out.
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Comments (72)
Ebbzyboy12345 16
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warelephant 11
All these FMLs are dumb as ****. they sound like they are all from the same person making stupid shit up..
interesting33 37
Yell 'JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!!' Whilst backing to the door with the cookies. And repeat.
IzzieN64 11
I would have crushed the cookies over the managers head and walked away.
McCooch 3
lofl I'm sure he enjoyed your cookies
dexasterous 17
I used to work at the salvation army thrift store. believe me. I understand.
Clayda 5
Eat all the remaining cookies in front of him.
archiecaine 1
I hope you punched her head. Or his head.
kittykat1501 31
Total jerk, a**hole, b******, and any other words to that nature that I cannot think of
Brightblue2 14
You're fiancé gave the cookies to you whilst you were donating your time. He never donated the cookies. What if he brought you lunch, would you have had to share?