Today, I was with the guy I am seeing and I were fooling around in my room. I asked him if he wanted to have sex. He said he didn't have time because he had to go play Mario Kart. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, at a house party, I finally got the guy I've been seeing alone in his room. We started making out, and I got on top of him to take control. He responded by saying he couldn't do it because he needed to go make pizza for his friends, and then bolted out of the room. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML
Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML
Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML
Today, I told my husband how frisky I was feeling, and asked him what he was going to do about it. He reached into our fruit bowl, tossed me a banana and told me to work it out, then returned to his video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML
Today, a guy I like invited me to play video games. Naked. He asked me to show up naked too. I did. He was too busy in a video game raid to even notice. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML
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Top comments
tishytot 0
Sad thing? I'm the one who turns down MY boyfriend for MarioKart. Some people just don't understand how amazing it is...
WhatThePhuc 0
Mario Kart is the greatest game ever made you need to understand that
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Comments (69)
bfly1890 0
HAHAHA he seriously picked Mario Kart over sex?... What, does the ****** game get him harder then his own girlfriend? Tell him to get a ****** life
auteus 0
Sounds like the guy just decided that a prior engagement he made with his friends was more important than just getting off. Give the guy a break, after all the #1 man law is bros before hoes.
Sorrybutimslow 0
Ha, Mario Kart is beast. Dont take it personal =/
warsun 27
Mario kart double dash. Two people. One kart. How about they both have some fun
jsmith1199 4
thataboy
lmfao69_fml 0
yea umm all the other comments, mario cart is a sick game but i would never play a video game over sex with my gf, especially turning her down in her face like that and directly teling her im gonna play mario cart
JP_FML 0
Mario Kart is fun :)
xsydbabyx 0
Only because Mario Kart is awsm! No but seriously, Resident Evil 5 is better (:
NightElfGod 0
dont worry about that mario kart is awesome. 9 times out of 10 any guy would choose mario kart.
darkwavegirl 0
im hitting a dry spell due to my guys addiction to world of warcraft! i hate that game
RyanRaygun 0
Mario Kart is serious business.