Today, I was wearing a skirt, and running towards a closing elevator, making it just in time. As soon as I ran in, my pad fell out of my underwear and onto the floor. There were 6 other people in the elevator. I picked it up before I realized I had nowhere to put it, so I held it. For 18 floors. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was riding my dorm elevator from the 5th floor to the 1st by myself. Since the elevator is really slow, I pulled my pants and underwear down just for kicks. Just then, the door opened to let a girl on at the 4th floor. FML
Today, while I was at work, I didn't have any panty liners so I used tissue. I was taking orders when I suddenly felt the tissue trailing down my leg. I tried not to move, but it inevitably fell through my pants onto the floor in front of my co-workers. I swiftly put it into my pocket. Luckily, it had nothing on it. FML
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, I ran to catch the subway, slipped, and my pants ripped across the back. I got on the train trying to cover the hole, only to realize the train was packed with people staring straight at my underwear though my fingers. To make it worse, my phone started playing loud music and I froze as I considered which situation to fix first. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML
Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was running late for work. To save time, I grabbed my belt on my way out the door and was putting it on in the elevator, which stopped at the next floor before I had put my belt all the way on. A hot girl stepped into the elevator, looked at my undone belt, screamed "Ew" and got off. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, I had a lovely day, right up until the moment I got home, went to change my pad, and realised that sometime in the last two hours, somewhere between the library and this moment, my pad had somehow… fallen out. So somewhere out there my bloody pad is… just there. What if someone saw? FML
Today, as I was stood on an escalator, my shoelace got caught in the step. Panicking, I tried to pull it out, but my shoe came off. I had to awkwardly hop back down the escalator to retrieve it while everyone around me in the mall watched. FML
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blackcatbook 0
... What the ****? How would that even happen? Are you just wearing really tiny underwear?
Chubtubdaplaya 0
fo real, im not a girl, but I think u were doing something wrong!
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Comments (202)
kath91 0
:O Oh my god! I feel very sorry for you. How the hell did it fall out though, what the ****?
fmlthepornaddict 0
lmao,FYL that would ****** suck xD
intotheblue 0
Seriously, how does that happen? I have to peel pads off forcibly. How can one FALL OUT of your underwear? You weren't trying to attach it to a thong were you?
dinosaurzombie 14
Maybe it didn't have wings. :/
iFruit 0
You must have been using the worst brand EVER.
scorpiella 4
Nah, even the shittiest brand wouldn't fall completely out. Plus the cheap ones are really huge, too big to just slip away.
egonzalez114 0
Cheap store brands you know, the ones that have the tacky pictures
callargh 0
Don't wear the ones with wings. They chafe like nobody's business. But if your pad is falling out, you either put it in wrong or you haven't changed it in too long. YDI.
party_it_up 0
#17 LMAO i agree with the chafing... but i dont think she deserves it.
lexiBRo 0
How do you put a pad on wrong? It doesn't take rocket science..
madame_malfoy 4
too far up or too far back...though is she's old enough to work you'd hope that by now she'd know where in her panties it goes...
ChefBoy6382 0
uhhh, tampon?
lovelymistake23 0
Yeah, that's why you should wear tampons.
blameyourself 0
That's why you should use a menstrual cup.
kk89 0
haha I smiled at your edit,
sevennationarmy_fml 0
how the **** did you do that ?
cactus_fml 0
Some people can't use tampons or cups (cups = discusting anyways). OP... That's terrible. It must have come loose when you were running. FYL.
nodayliketoday 0
Cups aren't any more disgusting than pads or tampons. They're actually much better for your body, since they're made of medical grade silicone, rather than bleached rayon. I haven't had a single UTI since I bought mine, and I used to get them all the time with tampons. Cups RULE :D
nvrsaynvr 0
still it shuldnt fall out! thts a shitty brand