Today, I was wearing a skirt, and running towards a closing elevator, making it just in time. As soon as I ran in, my pad fell out of my underwear and onto the floor. There were 6 other people in the elevator. I picked it up before I realized I had nowhere to put it, so I held it. For 18 floors. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was riding my dorm elevator from the 5th floor to the 1st by myself. Since the elevator is really slow, I pulled my pants and underwear down just for kicks. Just then, the door opened to let a girl on at the 4th floor. FML
Today, while I was at work, I didn't have any panty liners so I used tissue. I was taking orders when I suddenly felt the tissue trailing down my leg. I tried not to move, but it inevitably fell through my pants onto the floor in front of my co-workers. I swiftly put it into my pocket. Luckily, it had nothing on it. FML
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, I ran to catch the subway, slipped, and my pants ripped across the back. I got on the train trying to cover the hole, only to realize the train was packed with people staring straight at my underwear though my fingers. To make it worse, my phone started playing loud music and I froze as I considered which situation to fix first. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML
Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was running late for work. To save time, I grabbed my belt on my way out the door and was putting it on in the elevator, which stopped at the next floor before I had put my belt all the way on. A hot girl stepped into the elevator, looked at my undone belt, screamed "Ew" and got off. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, I had a lovely day, right up until the moment I got home, went to change my pad, and realised that sometime in the last two hours, somewhere between the library and this moment, my pad had somehow… fallen out. So somewhere out there my bloody pad is… just there. What if someone saw? FML
Today, as I was stood on an escalator, my shoelace got caught in the step. Panicking, I tried to pull it out, but my shoe came off. I had to awkwardly hop back down the escalator to retrieve it while everyone around me in the mall watched. FML
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blackcatbook 0
... What the ****? How would that even happen? Are you just wearing really tiny underwear?
Chubtubdaplaya 0
fo real, im not a girl, but I think u were doing something wrong!
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Comments (202)
snavula 0
All you had to do was put the pad back on in front of them! Awkwardness gone.
jd254 2
nothing... nvm
justanotherhuman 21
@25- lol, I thought that was a great response. A little gross as far as the germs-from-floor-to-genitals-aspect goes, but I like how you'd have handled it! Confidence, even if delusional, ftw!
Sessee 4
Wear tampons.
byteolu 0
Sexy
elphie0709 0
Oh man, that sucks! How could that even happen? And not all girls can use, or like using, tampons. For some people they are painful or awkward, and others are just weirded out by them.
Weil 0
YDI for wearing a pad with a skirt.
LiznessMonster 9
I totally agree! Once, my PE teacher tried to force me to wear tampons so I could stop missing swim classes, but I was like "Look, if you want to stick a wad of cotton up ur ******, fine, but nothing is going in my ****** until I'm older and I meet a guy that I love, okay?" She was shocked, but at least she dropped the tampon issue :)
disney_blonde 16
I don't even understand how this happens unless you didn't stick it to your underwear, which would be your fault also.
allymate 0
Some people can't wear tampons, or dislike to wear tampons or are scared to get the disease tampons can cause. Also, some types of underwear don't let things stick properly, so that could have been OP's problem. Highly doubt it though as you wouldn't be silly enough to try and stick something to an unstickable surface. I'm not going to say YDI, cos no one deserves that ! But maybe next time, vouch for a tampon or while wearing a skirt (if you can/feel comfortable using one) or maybe wear pants (;
HeyThatsMySoc 0
LMFAO I love you
HeyThatsMySoc 0
You're amazing
Lexia_fml 0
YDI Even the least stickiest pads could be held in place by the correct underwear. Which does not mean granny panties or something. And A pad in a freaking skirt? That's asking for trouble anyway.
lisaledger 0
im not understanding a) how it would fall out b) why, if it did fall out, you would have been wearing a thong while on your period c) why you didnt just point to the man/woman next to you and say "now that is just disgusting, i hope you're ashamed"
egonzalez114 0
i love you rotfl
natasha_tailor 0
actually this can happen if the pad is too big once first time i got it, it came out for me on my pants !and damn i feel bad for you D=
n0lovesongs 0
Along with everyone else, I'm pretty baffled as to how the hell this is even possible.
hello2009 0
how would it fall out,unless u were wearing a thong...now u know not to wear pads anymore, wear a tampon :)