Today, I was watching porn, and ended up bawling because the girl in the video looked like my ex. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I wanted to get my mind off my ex, so like any other guy I decided to watch some porn and jack it. I see one video with a familiar looking room so I click on it. Guess who I saw getting it from some dude? So much for forgetting about my ex. FML
Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML
Today, I was fingering my girlfriend. When suddenly she started crying at the peak of her orgasm, when I asked what was wrong, she replied. "I-I-I MISS HIM!" She was crying about her ex boyfriend. While I was inside her. FML
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
Today, my friend sent me a link to a porn video. The guy in it was my boyfriend, the girl in it wasn't me, but they were in my bed. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend watching a home made sex tape he had previously made with his ex-girlfriend. What's worse than him jerking off to it? He was crying and hugging a pillow. FML
Today, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she asked to see my phone to check my Snapchat to see what was in there. After she was done with it, she start looking into her phone to see her memories and started crying over her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I pulled up my ex's socials so my girls and I could laugh at the gross fat chick he's dating now. I ended up crying because he looks so much happier with her than he was with me. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I found a lookalike of my soon-to-be sister-in-law. She's attractive, so I enjoyed watching her getting it on by herself. Needless to say I did not finish as I saw another "lookalike" entering the room. I have now seen my brother's erect penis. FML
Today, I realized that I'm so depressed that I can't even watch porn without getting upset about how I can't get laid. FML
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Top comments
Wizardo 34
I'd play the 'sad handjob' card from CAH here.
lil_juggalette 15
instead of watching ****, why don't you just go out and mingle?
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Comments (69)
Micheal23 19
Time heals most things OP
scottyboy254 13
I know that feel, bro
kavyashahs 16
You should be proud. She's your ex bro (note the sarcasm)
inz002 6
No worries, You'll get over it. Atleast You're not crying Your eyes out of nightmares because She looked like Your psychotic one night stand that You couldn't get rid of after that.
yoyo919 6
haha
Stone_freeman 7
Drake? Is that you?
ItsDutch 16
No, this is Patrick.
catherine213 1
plot twist: it's actually your ex
joshi42 16
Poor guy. Hope it was a gangbang scene.
zombiekiller52 24
Maybe it was her..
Luis_Gonzo_13 11
she probably left you for watching too much ****. YDI