Today, I was watching porn, and ended up bawling because the girl in the video looked like my ex. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I wanted to get my mind off my ex, so like any other guy I decided to watch some porn and jack it. I see one video with a familiar looking room so I click on it. Guess who I saw getting it from some dude? So much for forgetting about my ex. FML
Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML
Today, I was fingering my girlfriend. When suddenly she started crying at the peak of her orgasm, when I asked what was wrong, she replied. "I-I-I MISS HIM!" She was crying about her ex boyfriend. While I was inside her. FML
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
Today, my friend sent me a link to a porn video. The guy in it was my boyfriend, the girl in it wasn't me, but they were in my bed. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend watching a home made sex tape he had previously made with his ex-girlfriend. What's worse than him jerking off to it? He was crying and hugging a pillow. FML
Today, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she asked to see my phone to check my Snapchat to see what was in there. After she was done with it, she start looking into her phone to see her memories and started crying over her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I pulled up my ex's socials so my girls and I could laugh at the gross fat chick he's dating now. I ended up crying because he looks so much happier with her than he was with me. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I found a lookalike of my soon-to-be sister-in-law. She's attractive, so I enjoyed watching her getting it on by herself. Needless to say I did not finish as I saw another "lookalike" entering the room. I have now seen my brother's erect penis. FML
Today, I realized that I'm so depressed that I can't even watch porn without getting upset about how I can't get laid. FML
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Top comments
Wizardo 34
I'd play the 'sad handjob' card from CAH here.
lil_juggalette 15
instead of watching ****, why don't you just go out and mingle?
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Comments (69)
lmfao789 11
Well, you shouldn't have let her go then
gracehi 33
What's he supposed to do? Tie her to a chair? Lock her in his basement? You can't keep someone in a relationship they no longer want to be in.
alwaysstabbing 19
well he could Stab her and keep her body?
interesting33 37
Your username makes me slightly concerned by your comment...
Xatraris 38
Yes, it's always the guy's fault why the woman left. Not like she possibly had other priorities. But seriously, you can't make anyone stay in a relationship they don't want to be in.
ontheFLY4 25
If it was her, you are obviously better off now.
brvnnx 18
Go out and meet new people stop thinking of your ex.
Epickitty58 29
Maybe it was your ex....
knightofdarkness 21
check if it was your ex
Cassandra2015 21
Bawling watching ****? usually it's the other way around , supposed to end in a good way .
dakatabg 31
Shit happens
oliviaaclairee 13
Breathe in, breathe out, and settle down, Drake
Sazzles 17
Just be thankful the guy didn't look like your brother.
jayemerald17 25
I hope you don't speak from experience
MaT30123 19
Are you Drake?