Today, I was walking with a friend after buying two cups of steaming hot coffee. While crossing the busiest street in town I tripped and fell, spilling the coffee all over me. My friend didn't notice I fell right in front of her and tripped over me spilling her coffee on me as well. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, on my way out of a coffee shop, I tripped over a curb while holding a full cup of coffee. The coffee flew in slow motion, hitting a stranger right in the face. As I stood there, frozen, I realized the puddle of coffee was now surrounding both of us. All I could do was apologize while trying to avoid a public fistfight. FML
Today, I was walking into work holding a coffee and a bunch of other things. My employee saw me and held the door. I was almost there when I dropped my coffee, tried to catch it, tripped over the curb and fell flat on my face. I heard the door close while still lying there. FML
Today, I went to Starbucks to get my free birthday coffee and due to a mistake I received two. Thinking it was my lucky day, I hurried off to work. As I was walking in, I tripped and spilt one coffee all over my new dress. Then I walked into a door and spilt the other. FML
Today, I slipped on the wet floor of a café, spilled coffee all over myself, and fell flat on my back. The barista ran over, not to help me, but to put up a bright yellow “Caution: Wet Floor” sign next to me while I was still laying there. FML
Today, I was walking out of Starbucks when I sneezed, causing coffee to burn my nose. I screamed, dropped it, and sent scorching coffee all over my legs, while dropping everything else I was holding. FML
Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML
Today, I went to a coffee shop. As I headed over to stand in line, I tripped over my own feet. I got back up, then tripped up yet again. Everyone was staring, and I was so mortified that I went to leave. I then struggled with the door under their glares before realising it opened the other way. FML
Today, I went to get myself a latte to make myself feel better after having a bad day. As soon as I sat down to enjoy it, I spilled it all over myself, another customer, and the floor. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs while holding a cup of hot coffee. Now I have burns all over me and a twisted ankle. FML
Today, I was running late for work so I grabbed my coffee to go. I was rushing down the stairs when I stumbled a bit and spilled the entire cup of coffee all over myself. I had to go back up, change clothes, and was still late. The kicker? It was decaf. FML
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DrDiamond 0
I did this with boiling water... I have marks to prove it. if this occured in the morning that was a hell of a way to start your day
DGross 8
at least you didn't get run over... how is that for optimism?
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Comments (58)
emmy7116 0
I did the same stupid shit with a pot of freshly brewed coffee. My scar is on my shoulder.
ilstarwars 2
that would have been hilarious to watch xD
canzo378 0
coffee showers good for skin...?
BucketOJam 0
That must have left a huge.. burn? -.-
reyemrein 0
^ this is true
mr_miyagi 0
what does the street being the busiest one in town have to do with the story
Lynear 0
Obviously it would be more crowded and tightly packed. More chances of an accident like tripping and falling to occur.
WtfLoser 13
Ecuador? Spanish? Ew. (:
Kockdiesel 0
3rd spilled coffee fml in 2 days. ydi for not being original!
capilot 10
Attention FML Admins: You know what this site needs? Next to the "I agree, your life sucks" and "You totally deserved it", there needs to be a third option: "I LOL'ed" Get on it.
doglover_427 0
i don't know what's worse, the fact you got coffee all over you or the fact your friend didn't notice your fall. hahaha