Today, I'm so afraid of Covid, I lied to my friends to avoid hanging out with them every time I was invited. Yes, I've been vaccinated already. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was going to hang out with my crush and tell him how I felt, but he cancelled because I had COVID 5 months ago and his mom is afraid I’m contagious. I’m safer to hang out with because I now have antibodies and can’t transmit it. I’ve also had 4 negative tests since then. FML
Today, I lied and told my friends I was a compulsive liar. Well, I think I lied. FML
Today, I was going over my vaccinations when I spotted that I hadn't gotten my Covid vaccine since last year. Not a big deal, my doctor hadn't made a mention of it on the last visit, and I got my flu shot last month. At least it wouldn't be a big deal if my friend hadn't tested positive for Covid last week. FML
Today, I was tested positive for Covid-19, after suffering with some of the symptoms of the disease two days ago. Last week, I had to pretend I was infected with it to avoid going to a friend's party, as my ex-girlfriend would be there. Ain't life a bitch? FML
Today, despite getting all vaccinations and taking all precautions, I've tested positive for Covid. Again. FML
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML
Today, I turned down a chance to go to a bar with a girl I like because I have an autoimmune disorder and don't want to get sick because of being irresponsible and obviously COVID 19. FML
Today, one of my closest friends is an antivaxxer. Neither I nor my family are guaranteed to survive Covid, even though we are vaccinated, and I just can't understand why she will not get the jab when she knows so many people have died from Covid, while only a handful have died from the vax DUE TO COMPLICATIONS, and now she may hate me. FML
Today, I have a friend who has consumed almost every known drug in our country, but refuses to get the Covid vaccine, claiming that, "it contains the 5G, and I won't let them control me." FML
Today, I'm in quarantine after testing positive for Covid. Two weeks after starting a new job. Two months after receiving the vaccine. FML
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xxlk4xx 6
honestly I would just be honest with them and tell then you're still not comfortable getting together yet, tell them you're still feeling anxious about it. if they're true friends then they'll be understanding about how you're feeling
Doom_Kitty 14
I would do the same. I mean...i wouldn't lie about it but still avoid hanging out together closely inside and without making tests.
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xxlk4xx 6
honestly I would just be honest with them and tell then you're still not comfortable getting together yet, tell them you're still feeling anxious about it. if they're true friends then they'll be understanding about how you're feeling
Doom_Kitty 14
I would do the same. I mean...i wouldn't lie about it but still avoid hanging out together closely inside and without making tests.
EBrogen 12
I'm with the honesty person, but be blunt with them. Just tell them you think they're diseased godless heathens from the fiery pits of hell on earth to spread death and destruction. Having crazy hair may help with that point also.
Emily Bogdonas 4
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sooo... you're afraid of a virus that has a 99% survival rate AND you got the "vaccine"?... if the vaccines work like they say it does there's no reasoning behind your logic. stop being a scared a little sheep and live your life. that's on you OP. I don't feel the slightest bit bad for you other than the fact that you're an idiot.
Hangryko 32
It's not OP who's the idiot, Emily.
Alex Gruber 5
I absolutely agree with Emily!
kfchicken 31
if you want to throw around stats here's another, 99.2% of covid deaths are the people who are not "vaccinated". also, even if that 1% death rate is accurate on a global scale that would be countries worth of people dead...
bleachedraven 14
I guess your friends miss you, but if you're not comfortable yet interacting in groups, then stay safe.
xxcutekatxx2 13
I turned down a job due to covid. Was good pay but going from house to house and not being eligible to be vaccinated I decided not to keep it. Plus having a 1 year old and bringing it home to him wasn't worth it. It will get better one day.