Today, it was beautiful out. I decided to play guitar at the park near my house. I left my guitar case open, asking not for money but for feedback. I got two pieces of paper with feedback: 1) You're fat. 2) Get a life. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was playing guitar on the sidewalk and had my guitar case open for tips. A man came up with a folded piece of green paper, smiled and walked away. After I was finished, I looked at my tips. I unfolded the paper, it was a note that said "You suck!" FML
Today, I spent hours playing my guitar and singing in the street, hoping to make some extra cash. About 3 hours in, I realized some punk had been walking around with a hat taking money as if he was with me. FML
Today, I came across a street musician. He looked extremely well-fed already, but his music was pretty good, so I gave him some spare change. As soon as I turned away, he started screaming at me for being "cheap", and chased me half a block before running out of breath. FML
Today, I learned how to play "Happy Birthday" on the guitar, just to have my friend tell me that my voice sucks, and that I needed to stop immediately. FML
Today, I was told by my neighbors that my guitar playing sounded a dying cat. FML
Today, I was playing my guitar and singing on the street corner. I did earn money, when some guy threw a quarter out of his car window for me. It hit me in the face. I now have a circle shaped bruise under my eye. FML
Today, I was walking down the street with my acoustic guitar on my back. I saw a girl that I like coming down the opposite way, so I decided to play my guitar to try and impress her. I started to tune it quickly, but while I wasn't paying attention, I ran into a pole. Now my guitar is cracked. FML
Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML
Today, I was playing guitar at a party, and girls were into me. I'm alright at guitar but by no means an expert. Some kid who was practically a wizard took a turn playing. He could play almost any song on the fly. He made me look so bad that I've never had so many girls in one room be embarrassed to have talked to me. FML
Today, I went into a music store to look into getting a new guitar. I picked up one that I was interested in and tried it out quietly. A sales representative approached me and asked me to "stop the noise and leave the guitars for serious customers." I've been playing for almost ten years. FML
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Top comments
awdorable 0
Oh, I'm sorry, that sucks. FYL. Next time, say 'POSITIVE' Feedback, that would be better, dude.
dearViena 0
people are always rude. don't mind them
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eastmanwolf 0
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Well are you fat?
Potato_Pi 7
At least they used the right your :-P
drunkandfml 11
Well do you have a life?
crudeandrudeguy 29
Some people say you know they can't believe, Jamaica we have a bobsled team!!!!
awdorable 0
Oh, I'm sorry, that sucks. FYL. Next time, say 'POSITIVE' Feedback, that would be better, dude.
337294 0
I agree with her that really sucks
chrisbeaudoin 26
Only positive feedback isn't really gonna help you get better, as a guitarist myself someone telling you harsh feedback helps more because it tells you what kind of stuff to practice on and such
wowfmlife 0
well...practice more?
CassT 0
Ouch. Sorry, man. You must've worked really hard to practice guitar. FYL
2gether4ever 0
ROFL! I acaully laughed really hard at this. =D
bosco_kk 0
Lol Playing the guitar is a good thing, even better if you have enough courage to play outdoors. Soo, they were just teasing you. I suppose.
c_7_8_9 0
That's mean. I would have asked them for money instead of feedback after that.
dearViena 0
people are always rude. don't mind them
yndigot 0
...well, you asked.
lazyyygirl 0
repeated fml's fail. there's an old fml just like this but in the old one, the note just said you suck.
24788 7
Well, maybe a park wasn't the right spot.