Today, I was walking home with my boyfriend. There's a short cut to my house by jumping a fence but he insisted that we take the long way because, "Girls don't jump fences." To prove him wrong, I jumped the fence. I fell and broke my leg. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML
Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML
Today, while walking home with my girlfriend we decided to take a shortcut in the woods. After hearing a huge noise, she pushed me and ran. FML
Today, a friend and I attempted to jump the 7-foot high fence around his gated community because he'd left his keys. He made it. I didn’t. My shorts caught on the top of the fence, so I was forced to dangle there on a busy street until my Dad came and helped. But only after taking a picture. FML
Today, while on the roof of my friend's house, I took a shortcut down by jumping onto the roof of his nearby shed. Not only did I go right through it and hurt my arm, I've also received several calls from my friend's dad, demanding I pay for the damage. FML
Today, I was visiting my girlfriend at her house. We heard the door bell ring. She told me to jump out the window thinking it was her dad. I jumped, landed wrong, and got hurt. It turns out we were ding-dong-ditched. FML
Today, I came home to find my little sister had decided to play hopscotch under our carport. Feeling a small childish urge, I decided to hop on one leg to the front door. I tripped and fell, slicing my knee open. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
Today, I fell down a set of stairs while going into my basement. With a horrible pain in my left leg, I called out to my boyfriend to help me. Apparently a commercial about grass was more important. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend came over to visit. Being nice, I let him walk down the stairs first, following after him. I still managed to reach the bottom before he did; after taking one step, I lost my footing and fell all the way down, scraping the skin off my arms and legs, and bruising my butt. FML
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Top comments
Pentium_4 27
well, you technically jumped the fence, bravo!
kscogin55 12
Your boyfriend might've just wanted to spend more time with you by taking the long way! I would've done what he suggested, because it would've been more fun, and you wouldn't have broken your leg haha :P
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Comments (153)
patrickalamo 48
You failed twice. He gave you a chance to act like a lady as well.
TheMathMajor 26
Who wants to act like a lady?
icemand90 17
damn you Murphy!!...
eman1972 4
You should listen to your boyfriend. You know there's only one thing that girl straddle really well! Maybe you need to practice that.
Roflsauruz 12
............... UGHHH. No. :/
rubbertoast 2
next time wear padding
Vader33 0
Shoulda listened to your man.
Needafarm 22
I don't see how she was being a feminist. She was just trying to prove a point. There are plenty of female athletes and stunt women who can jump fences and they aren't feminist, just women who worked hard to get in a peek physical condition. She just isn't one of them.
NoReservations 9
You shouldn't have jumped the fence. You should have milked this as much as possible. "My ankles are to weak to walk, baby. Girls don't walk home.." >;} *picks girlfriend up and proceeds to carry her across the threshold* "Don't worry, I am a man. and men carry their women" ^_^ Yeah, you missed a chivalric moment, OP.
pexy_fml 16
Stereotypes are made for a reason..
DracoSpirita 21
Oh, yes, like the one where you're a fat man living in your mothers basement doing nothing but stalking FML all day. I love that one! ^-^
pexy_fml 16
Ur wrong about the basement I'm actually living in mothers basement and I'm bringing her joy all night long xD
stash01 0
OP had a Barney Stinson moment - 'Challenge accepted'. Too bad for her she's not as cool as Barney - he would have jumped that fence easy! Legendary fail OP!
aleeshttylXD 9
at least you took the shortcut once and actually jumped it before you tried to prove him....?