Today, I was walking home with my boyfriend. There's a short cut to my house by jumping a fence but he insisted that we take the long way because, "Girls don't jump fences." To prove him wrong, I jumped the fence. I fell and broke my leg. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML
Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML
Today, while walking home with my girlfriend we decided to take a shortcut in the woods. After hearing a huge noise, she pushed me and ran. FML
Today, a friend and I attempted to jump the 7-foot high fence around his gated community because he'd left his keys. He made it. I didn’t. My shorts caught on the top of the fence, so I was forced to dangle there on a busy street until my Dad came and helped. But only after taking a picture. FML
Today, while on the roof of my friend's house, I took a shortcut down by jumping onto the roof of his nearby shed. Not only did I go right through it and hurt my arm, I've also received several calls from my friend's dad, demanding I pay for the damage. FML
Today, I was visiting my girlfriend at her house. We heard the door bell ring. She told me to jump out the window thinking it was her dad. I jumped, landed wrong, and got hurt. It turns out we were ding-dong-ditched. FML
Today, I came home to find my little sister had decided to play hopscotch under our carport. Feeling a small childish urge, I decided to hop on one leg to the front door. I tripped and fell, slicing my knee open. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
Today, I fell down a set of stairs while going into my basement. With a horrible pain in my left leg, I called out to my boyfriend to help me. Apparently a commercial about grass was more important. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend came over to visit. Being nice, I let him walk down the stairs first, following after him. I still managed to reach the bottom before he did; after taking one step, I lost my footing and fell all the way down, scraping the skin off my arms and legs, and bruising my butt. FML
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Top comments
Pentium_4 27
well, you technically jumped the fence, bravo!
kscogin55 12
Your boyfriend might've just wanted to spend more time with you by taking the long way! I would've done what he suggested, because it would've been more fun, and you wouldn't have broken your leg haha :P
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Comments (153)
liahbby 7
really learnt??shouldn't it be learned??
reddudeover 2
They're both correct. :D
ElricMustang 23
So long as you jumped it :P
jellyD 1
Choose your battles wisely, you could have walked away from that...
Dallasluver19 14
How long did it take him to react of u falling? 10 minutes? 3 seconds? FTM ( f that moment )
GothicAngel17 24
I... I... Yeah, pretty sure your comment tortured my eyes.
Dallasluver19 14
Why am I getting negatives?
disneydraeer 10
Once you're recovered, hop the fence again. Practice makes perfect.
perdix 31
Back to the kitchen with you! Not women in general, just you, for biting on the chauvinist bait. Most people can't jump fences!
SadIife 6
It's just an ironic situation. I'm sure you could have jumped over that fence if you wanted to.
Ninjasaurus18 9
I've been jumping fences since I was 4 years old. Nine years later, and I've only hurt myself once.
ManInTheMachine 20
I think the first part of your name explains your innate skill for fence-jumping. The other half.... Scaly skin?
FableofAvel938 6
Well, I don't think that'll make him see your point anytime soon. FYL OP.
cupcake4eva 6
Well I least u know u can't jump fences :D