Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was waiting at the bus stop, a car that looked like my mom's pulled up. Thinking it was actually her, I walked up and jokingly asked what she was into. The guy inside now thinks that I'm a prostitute. FML
Today, I was walking home when an old guy came up to me asking for directions. After I pointed him in the right direction, he held my hand, stroked my face then pushed me into a bush. FML
Today, I was walking on a main street downtown. Suddenly, I felt someone slap my butt. I turned around, expecting to be my girlfriend who was to meet me there and almost gave an old homeless man a kiss on the cheek. FML
Today, I was walking home from the gym. An old man in his car rolled down the window and drove slowly next to me. He pulled out a camera, took a picture of me and said, "It's gonna be a fun night!" and then drove off. FML
Today, an old man walked up to me, said, "Hey missy, you wanna see an antique?" and winked. FML
Today, I was having a rough day and decided to go out for a walk at 1 a.m. to clear my head. I ended up being driven home by two cops, who thought I was prostituting myself at the truck stop. When we arrived, they had a nice conversation with my parents. FML
Today, while driving to work, I stopped to let an old man cross the street. The driver behind me honked their horn, so I drove slow to piss them off. A few turns later, I pulled into the car park and noticed the other driver following me. She works in the office next to mine. We met the other day. FML
Today, I was getting catcalled downtown by a guy I've never seen before. Then he told me he knows where I live, and accurately described my apartment while he followed me for 2 blocks. FML
Today, while walking down the street I thought it would be funny to moon a crowd of old people taking a photo, in a few seconds a couple of them started pointing in my direction... Turns out they were pointing at the car that ran me over shortly after. FML
Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML
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hk_fml 9
Gross. FYL. And you know what, I bet half of the chicks telling her to stop dressing like a **** wear shorts and tanktops while outside on hot days. Does that mean you look like a prostitute? **** no. It's unfortunate this had to happen to her.
Glam_fml 0
Eww, I feel your pain. Unfortunately, I have had a similar thing happen to me and it is really gross. And to all you idiots saying stop dressing like a ****: I was wearing a long skirt and a white tank top (not low cut) when it happened to me, so clothes oftentimes aren't even the issue - it is the pervy old men. I'm sorry, but I am not going to walk around in an over sized turtleneck and baggy sweatpants in 80+ degree weather. And I shouldn't have to.
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Comments (99)
giggity0giggity 0
wow... so I'm pretty sure that prostitution is illegal; can't u get him in trouble for that or something?
intotheblue 0
No, he can't get in trouble for thinking she was a prostitute. OP: If I were you, I'd reconsider how I was dressing and presenting myself, if you're getting mistaken for a hooker. Seriously, YDI... though I also clicked FYL because that WOULD be really creepy...
skullbuster 0
So, how much money did you end up making off the old buzzard? What did he make you do? Was it just straight up sex, ******** (spit or swallow), spanking?
Avocado_ 0
He was into golden showers, I bet
athos1237 4
That sucks I hope you popped him in the head with your purse. Perverted old fart!
greenhawkshare 0
You may not be a ****, but you were wearing the uniform, apparently.
hk_fml 9
Gross. FYL. And you know what, I bet half of the chicks telling her to stop dressing like a **** wear shorts and tanktops while outside on hot days. Does that mean you look like a prostitute? **** no. It's unfortunate this had to happen to her.
cadillacgal79 32
I'm 13 (wow shocker a 13 yr old in FML somebody call the authorities) and some of the clothes girls my age wear are really slutty. I mean I wear tank tops in the summer but short shorts I don't walk out of the house without wearing leggings underneath them.
Gamessence 19
okay but does that mean universally all females wear that type of clothing? No. Also their choice to wear it shouldn't mean men are allowed to automatically sexualize us. Men should be taught not to automatically assume a woman is a **** based on clothes and women shouldnt harass other women for it. Assuming the girls are your grade, no one should be sexualizing them anyways.
well_this_sucks 0
why does the 5PM part matter? jw haha
kewlcat 0
because it was still light out, which would be an unusual time for a prostitute to be selling.
DameGreyWulf 1
Don't dress like a *****, then. YDI. "Look at me aren't I so sexy in these fishnets? Watch me strut around like a tramp. What? You think I'm a WHAT?! LIEK OMG FML" Nothing wrong with the elderly wanting young action, btw.
teentee401 37
Who said she was dressed like a ****?
LittlePengy 22
#98 your picture goes along with your comment haha
giggity0giggity 0
the 5pm part matters cuz normally streetwalkers go around at night. normally.
11bellacasey 0
lol put more clothe on